A/N1: This is my first story so please be nice. Note: Words like this are in Hebrew.

A/N2: I would like to thank Gail Cregg for helping me with the format for this.

Disclaimer: Disclaimed.

NCIS vs. FBI Paintball

Bullpen

"See ya, Slacks!" said Tony.

"It's Sacks!" growled Slacks (also known as Sacks, but I will call him Slacks).

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, DiNozzo."

"How is life?"

"Oh it will be much better once you are gone."

"Well this is NCIS HQ, so I'm waiting for you to leave." Tony smirked obviously pleased with himself. Slacks opened his mouth, but Ziva cut him off.

"Oh, would you two shut up or I will shoot you both. We finished the case, so can you two just grow up!"

"Agent David"(pronouncing her name wrong)" I doubt you could hit the broad side of a barn." Ziva's face changed in to an evil grin and she reached for her knife.

"Whoa. Ziva gutting the FBI agent even though he's an idiot could create an issue. And Slacks irritating her off is a very bad choice. She has crazy ninja skills." Slacks reached for his gun and Ziva had pulled out her knife.

"Wait. I have an idea."

"There's a first, DiNozzo."

"What, Tony?"

"FBI v. NCIS paintball."

Fornell and Gibbs walked in and Gibbs said. "Good idea, DiNozzo."

"Fornell, you can't honestly think this is a good idea."

"Actually Sacks, it sounds like a good idea to test your skills."

"Fornell, 6 people, Ducky will be happy to referee. Saturday."

"Sounds good." And Slacks & Fornell walked off to the elevator. "You two go tell McGee and Abby." Tony and Ziva scurried away. Gibbs smiled to him self. This is going to be interesting. And a good reason to shoot some FBI agents.

Saturday: Paintball Area
"Hello, everyone! Welcome to DC Paintball. This way to the 'Armory'. " A young 20 or so man smiled and led the way. Fornell and the other FBI agents were waiting.

"Gibbs, you know Sacks, my other 3 agents: Agents John Maple, Paul Smith and Julia Rider. And our forensic scientist, Maddie Jones."

"Agents Tony DiNozzo, Tim McGee and Ziva David. Our director Jen Shepard and our forensic scientist Abby Scuito."

"Okay, so whichever team has least amount of paint on them wins." Everyone grabbed the paint guns. The NCIS team walked north, the FBI team walked south.

"Stay together would ya?"

"Jethro, You can be my partner."

"Of course, Madame Director." Jenny scowled at the last comment.

"Timmy, will you be my partner?"

"Sure Abs!" Abby skipped off with McGee in tow.

"I've got your back, Ziva."

"Of course you do. And I have yours, Tony." Ziva and Tony walked off.

"This should be very interesting."

"Yep. Jen. " Gibbs and Jen walked a little before they climbed up two trees. Then a horn blared. The game had started.

Paintball with McGee and Abby
"McGee hurry up!" Abby whined.

"I'm coming " Abby yelped when the horn went off.

"Abby, be quiet. Get behind that tree."

Abby and McGee ran behind a big oak tree. Maddie and Paul walked by arguing about something. Abby peeked out and shot Maddie in the butt. She screamed and Paul whipped around raising his gun but McGee shot him in the chest first. The pair took off running. Abby squealed with glee. Abby felt something hit her back.

McGee looked around, there was John and Fornell. He pulled Abby into a bush and shot John twice in the chest. Abby and McGee stayed in the bush until they walked away.

Paintball with Jenny and Gibbs
Gibbs laid low in the tree and watched McGee and Abby go against John and Fornell. He felt hot inside when John hit Abby.

No one hits his little girl. No one. He aimed carefully and hit John 3 times in the back at the same time as McGee hit him in the front.

Jen signaled to Gibbs to move before Fornell saw them. Gibbs and Jenny slid down from the trees and went in search for more FBI agents.

Paintball with Ziva and Tony ;)
Ziva took aim and nailed Paul. Tony hit him again and again and again.

"Tony, stop or he will find us."

" Fine then let's move." Ziva just rolled her eyes at Tony. Ziva pulled Tony along.

"Whoa, Little Miss Ninja. Let's slow down."

"You want to win, correct?"

"Yeah."

"But have you ever played paintball before?"

"No. But I'm a trained assassin. And will kill you using a pine cone." Tony decided just to let it go. They ran along for a while and found Fornell and John chasing Abby and McGee. Ziva climbed up a tree only to find Gibbs already up there.
"Gibbs, let me shoot them. You and Jenny get clear. Find Paul and Maddie."

Gibbs nodded and jumped out. Ziva saw Tony behind a tree, and Abby and McGee taking cover in the brush. Tony saw Ziva and signaled 3,2,1 and they both fired. Fornell noticed Jenny and Gibbs running away. So he ran after them. Ziva climbed down and ran over to Tony. But when she got to the tree something was wrong. Slacks and Julia were closing in.

"TONY!" Tony's eyes widened as he saw them. But he couldn't see Ziva. Where is she? I thought she had my back.

"Not so clever now are we DiNozzo." Tony felt as two paintballs hit him in the chest knocking him against the tree. He saw out of the corner of his eye Julia coming from the other side. Crap. Where the hell is Ziva? Man, now we're gonna lose. Julia took aim, Tony waited for the impact. But it never came.
"What the…" growled Slacks. Julia was on the ground… with Ziva on top of her. Then took Slacks gun from him. The look on his face was hilarious. Tony was too shocked to move. Ziva stood up and brushed the dirt off her clothes. She walked over to Tony.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Slacks growled as Ziva checked Tony. They began walking away. Slacks came up quietly behind Ziva. He grabbed her arm and pulled her into a rough kiss. Ziva punched him in the stomach.

"What the heck are you doing?"Ziva shouted in Hebrew. Ziva slapped him. "What is your problem?" She kneed him in the soft spot.

"Good lord." He moaned. And with that Ziva stormed off.

The Rest of the team
The others had decided to watch Tony and Ziva. They all wanted them to get together. Gibbs watched as Slacks kissed Ziva.

He chuckled when she beat him. That's my girl. Now for Slacks… Gibbs signaled to the rest of the team to get Slacks. Everyone was shooting at Slacks back. McGee went to the front of Slacks.

"That is why ya don't mess with NCIS."

"McGee where's Abs?" Abby was shooting Julia. "Abs! Abby! Cut it out." Abby stepped back. The alarm blared again. The game was over.

Tony and Ziva
Ziva stormed off to the meeting area when the alarm went off. "That bastard. I am going to kill him."

"Zee-vah. Just relax."

"I will not relax." They walked in to the meeting area. Everyone was standing there. The FBI team was looking a little worse for wear; they were like a pretty rainbow.

"Ah ha, you guys look like my little pony threw up on you."

"Gibbs, would you please ask Officer David and Agent McGee to apologize to me."

"Mmmmhh. Nah."

"Miss David. Why did you punch my agent?"

"He kissed me." And with that Ziva stalked away pulling a confused Tony.

"Why I oughta…" growled Slacks. He ran behind Ziva, but Gibbs stepped in front of

him.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"Ooo, Daddy protecting his little princess." Ziva whipped around to punch Slacks, but Gibbs got there first. Slacks was on the ground whimpering.

Ziva punched him once and said: "That's for calling me a princess." And once again: "That's for kissing me." And a final time: "That was for accusing Tony of murder."

Fornell had an amused look on his face. Julia Rider was not happy. She walked over to Ziva and slapped her. Abby stepped in and slapped her twice. And with that the NCIS family walked to the cars.

"Wait, NCIS won!" yelled a voice in the distance.

"Wow, that was fun can we do it again?"

"Yeah Abby, that was better than cable" said DiNozzo, reciving a headslap for the comment. All was well for now…

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