It's not that bad being the middle head on Cerberus. Even though I'll never be able to go on a date with out my two brother's hanging around. Nobody ever thinks of us as seperate or realizes that I'm a girl. I mean Hades even put's bows on my ear's somtimes and they still don't notice that I'm a girl.

Even though I don't get the reconition I crave there are perks being in the middle.

1. I can wake up both of my brothers in morning with a good lick. (One problem: they get grumpy when I wake them up .)

2. Another perk is when Hades fogets to put down three bowls I get the most food. (Bad thing: the food goes to the same place.)

3. Also I have a better chance of getting the ball when Hades takes us to the park. (I love catching the ball!)

4. I usualy get the most treats as well when intruders come to the underworld. (My brothers always complain when I get them but they always say 'good boy' so I think I deserve it.)

I know there are not a lot of perks being in the middle. Some times I wish I could have my own body, expecally when one of my brothers wants to go one way and the other brother wants to go the other way and I'm being pulled in both directions. Not fun, but I wouldn't trade them for anything because I'm never lonely. When I wake in the middle of the night from a nighmare I can wiggle back between my brother's heads and know I am safe and that is the biggest perk of being the middle head.