This is a year and a half after the ending events of Used Bottles. Max and Alexa are now three. This story only happened because a friend recommended *coughcoughorderedcoughcoughkiransamacoughcough* that I do it. While this story is mainly about the kids, Brady and Lanny will have their moments. There might be a chapter on those two, and then a flashback chapter revolving around Max and Alexa and what they did. Or something like that. It shouldn't be super confusing…anyway, enjoy!


Disclaimer. If you don't recognize it, I own it.


"Mommy! Mommy, Wexi took my twains!" Lanny sighed, breaking apart from his husband to deal with the new issue.

"Alexa!" the queen* shouted, not enjoying disciplining his children, but knowing it was necessary. "Give your brother his trains back!"

"But Mommy!"

"Lexi." Lanny's stern voice made his daughter pout.

"All right, Mommy." Alexa said, reluctantly giving Max his trains back.

"Hey, guys!" Mikayla said, her voice floating into the room. "How's it going?"

"Aunt Wikawa!" the twins shouted, running into her open arms.

"How's my favorite neice and nephew?" she asked, ruffling their hair.

"Wexi took my twains!"

"Max took my doll!"

"Wexi took my-"

"Alexa! Max!" Brady said, giving them a look. "That's in the past. Be nice to your aunt. And apologize to her."

"Sowwy Aunt Wikawa," the children said, looking disappointed. Mikayla smiled and ruffled their hair again.

"It's all right, you two," the guard said. "Now, how about coming with me so we can give your Mommy and Daddy some time to themselves, all right?" The twins nodded eagerly, knowing that they would have a good time with their aunt. Brady watched his children leave with Mikayla and turned back to his husband with a smiled.

"Well, that worked," the king said. "I told you that having Mikayla ask the kids to go out would be a success."

His queen grinned and took his hand, dragging him upstairs to their bedroom. They fell through the door and onto the bed, kissing the living daylights out of each other. Lanny's fingers scrambled at Brady's buttons, trying to undo them faster than humanly possible. The elder grinned and gently moved his horny husband's hands away from his shirt and undid the buttons himself. His shirt landed on the floor, which was quickly followed by the rest of his clothing. Lanny slid down Brady's body and rapidly wrapped his mouth around his erection. Brady gasped in pleasure, loving the feeling of his husband's warm, wet mouth around himself. The younger bobbed up and down on Brady's dick, enjoying his taste (and scent).

"Oh, my god, Lanny," the straight haired boy groaned. "You're amazing!" Lanny attempted a smile through his mouthful.

"Iv' b'n t'ld," Lanny mumbled.

"What?" Brady asked. The younger groaned and raised his head, his lips leaving Brady's penis with a small pop.

"I've been told," he grinned, and went down on Brady again. The elder boy fell back into his pillows, sighing in bliss. As Lanny continued to suck, Brady felt his balls start to tighten.

"Lanny, I'm going to cum," he grunted, starting to buck into his husband's mouth, attempting to speed up the orgasm. Lanny pulled back a second time, leaving Brady painfully hard and extremely annoyed. "Wha-Lanny!"

"Sorry!" Lanny said, not sounding very sorry at all. Brady glared at him as he rose and began to strip. As soon as all of the clothes were off of his body, he reached into their nightstand by their bed and fished about. His fingers closed around a small bottle and he removed his hand from the drawer. His other hand quickly opening the bottle and squirted the gel out onto his palm. Brady raised an eyebrow, wondering what he was doing. Lanny clapped and rubbed his hands, spreading the gel about. When he was satisfied that it was spread enough, he reached towards his husband's erection and gave him a quick once over, making sure he was slick enough so he wouldn't be in a lot of pain, but also ensuring that Brady wouldn't cum.

"Oh, come on, dude." The king in question moaned. Lanny huffed.

"Fine." He placed the lubricant back in the drawer. He quickly slid two fingers inside of himself, stretching himself and making sure that the sex will be a little less painful later.

"Lanny, if you don't let me fuck you in the next seven seconds, I'm going to strangle you," Brady spat, clearly holding himself back as much as he could. Lanny grinned, removed his fingers, turned his back on Brady, and impaled himself on Brady's dick. The king gasped at the feeling of being surrounded by the heat and tightness of his queen, while Lanny gasped at being filled by a hot, rock hard, pulsing dick. Lanny nodded for Brady to move as soon as he got readjusted to the feeling of something inside of him. When the elder of the two got the nod, he quickly started to pound into the smaller boy as hard as he could. The sounds coming from the mouths of the king and queen -accompanied with the sounds of skin hitting skin- were so obscene they probably should have been outlawed.

"Gonna cum!" Brady gasped. Lanny smirked.

"Me too!" he said, his voice cracking a little. He rolled his eyes, annoyed that he was twenty years old, only three years younger than his husband, and his voice cracked.

That's not supposed to happen. Voice cracks end after puberty. They don't continue. However, he was torn from his thoughts when Brady gasped and came, filling Lanny up with thick, white cream, spreading warmth within his body. And then Lanny came, spurting his cum out and across the bed, some landing on both of their heads, and the rest landed everywhere else. They both collapsed onto the bed, happily wallowing in their post-orgasmic bliss.


"Max, Alexa, come back here!" Mikayla called, peering through the jungle for a glimpse at the pair of troublemakers. She heard a giggle to her left and whipped her head that way, managing to see a flash of royal blue amongst the green right before it vanished from sight. "Guys, you know how dangerous this island is! Come back!"

"No!" Max cried. Mikayla rolled her eyes and looked up.

"Max, Lexi, come down before something bad happens!" she shouted.

"Nuffin's gon'g to happen!" Alexa shouted, her voice alive with excitement.

"Come down anyway!" Mikayla yelled, starting to get annoyed with the children.

"No!" they both said together. The head guard sighed and leaned against the tree the children were in, waiting for them to get bored so they would come down.


Thirty Minutes Later


"Guys, it's been half an hour!" Mikayla called, staring up at the heir and his sister. "I'm worried that something bad is going to happen. We're way too close to the Dark Side for my liking."

"Don' wowwy, Aunt Wikawa." Alexa said. "It's aw wight." Her aunt sighed again.

"I hope you're-" she was cut off as a screech shot through the air. She drew her machete and dropped into guard mode. "Max, Alexa, get down here. Now!" The twins nodded, recognizing (to an extent) the danger that was coming, and started to climb down.

Too late. A giant dragon flew down from the skies, talons outstretched, aimed for the prince and his sister.** It caught the back of their robes and flew off again, the twins screaming at the top of their lungs.


A Preview For Next Time:

"Ugh," Brady grunted as he woke up from his little nap after sex with his husband. He looked at Lanny, marveling at how peaceful he looked when he was asleep. He tousled Lanny's hair, waking the queen up.

"Wuzzagoinon?" he asked, groggy from his sleep. Brady grinned.

"Let's go," he said. "We need to get back. Max and Lexi have probably returned by now." Lanny nodded and started to get up, but something pulled him back down. "You OK, Lan?" the king asked.

"Something's wrong," Lanny said. "I can't get up." Brady frowned and placed his hands on his love's side. He pushed Lanny away, but he stayed right where he was. The straight haired male looked down at where he was still within Lanny. He was rock hard. Brady pushed Lanny away as he pushed down. Nothing happened, besides a strain where there should be no strain on a male."We're stuck!" Brady exclaimed. "I can't pull out of you!" Lanny looked at his husband.

"Your penis is stuck inside my ass? And it won't come out?"

"Yeah." Brady said.


*Lanny is the queen because he married the king. Boomer is no longer king because Brady married, and Kinkow would then have a king and a queen, not two kings and a queen. And Lanny's called queen (and not king) for what should be obvious reasons…


**Max is older. Therefore, he will be king one day. Alexa is younger. She could be princess, I suppose, but as she isn't the heir unless something happens to her brother, I'm just going to leave it at Prince Max and Alexa. I won't listen to complaints, but send them anyway if you really want to.


Thank you all for reading. Before you review, you should all thank my beta, PrimeLaughter, who worked tirelessly to get this to me. Multiple times. I apparently repeat things a lot, but I'm getting better, so…


I hope you enjoyed this first chapter of Pair of Troublemakers. I'm not trying to be a freaky bastard (next chapter preview), but it seems like a good idea for what I have in mind. Review! If you don't, I shall send every malevolent being that owes me a favor after you. Have a good day.