THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS BLOOD AND GORE. READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Also rated this story M just in case.

Kirimi.

Kirimi is a somehow cheerful little light blue fox with a severe hallucinatory issue.

Of course, living in Happy Tree Town, issues lead to death.

But how does usually Kirimi die? Here are some scenarios resulting in her death.

ENJOY!

Scenario one: Watching TV

Every morning Kirimi wakes up on whatever she saw as a bed last night (Her table, her microwave, inside of her toaster, etc.). She''l let out a weary sigh, put on her blue santa-hat and go take a shower. After her shower she'll dry her tail with a blow drier and then put it in her sink, thinking it's her bathroom table. Then she'll head outside, awaiting her demise. If she makes it home alive, she'll eat some dinner which are usually her forks and other utensils. She'll realize she was hallucinating and go to whatever looks like a bed, irritated. Cheering herself up with the prospect of another day became a habit of Kirimi's. One to keep her from giving up.

But every Saturday morning Kirimi'll jump off/out of her 'bed' and run into her living room to watch Saturday morning cartoons. She usually makes it out alive, but ever so often something will go wrong. For example, on Spring Saturday morning, Kirimi launched herself onto her navy blue leather couch and her tail began to tingle. Although Kirimi doesn't realize it, tail-tingling means that she has started to hallucinate. So, quite stupidly, Kirimi picked up her remote, aimed it at the television and pushes the ON button on her remote with unnecessary force.

KA-TCHAT!

The poor blue fox let outa blood curdling scream. Her remote control was not actually a remote control, but a stapler with which she stapled herself on the chest with. Blood spurted out of her wound and quickly soaked her belly fur. Kirimi tried to pick up her phone to call 9-1-1, but her tail tingled again while Kirimi dialed the number.

KA-TCHAT! KA-TCHAT! KA-TCHAT!

Kirimi couldn't believe she had just hallucinated again and instead of picking up her phone, she picked up the stapler she just dropped. The three fresh staples were lodged in her left leg, head (sticking her blue Santa Hat to her head) and left eye. The amount of blood Kirimi was losing made her feel like she was spilling out an ocean. Her face began to pale from loss of blood, and covering the wounds with her paws didn't seem to help. The room swirled as Kirimi got dizzy.

Kirimi's tail was giving off some sort of electric storm of tingling. She ignored this and gripped the staple in her eye. Screaming in pain and pure agony, Kirimi forced her finger into the tiny space between her eye and the top of the staple. A piercing scream erupted from her mouth as she yanked hard on the staple.

It turns out that when Kirimi stupidly ignored her tingling tail, she did not actually grip the staple (which was in her other eye) but instead grabbed her eye.

A trail of Kirimi's innards spewed from her eye and sprayed blood everywhere. Kirimi heaved one last quart of blood out of her sytem and fell to the ground, dead.

The tip of Kirimi's santa hat tipped onto the remote and turned the TV on.

Ooh, erm.. kinda disgusting. I had just finished watching a marathon of all the HTF I could find and heres what I came up with... please review! Next scenario coming soon.