Pokémon Priestesses Episode Two: YOU'RE MY GUARDIAN!
We never thought we'd get who we got, but Sam had a hunch…
Pokémon Priestesses Episode Two: YOU'RE MY GUARDIAN! Starts Now!
Our two heroines are journeying to the local shrine, which is right smack dab in the middle of the road that connects their villages, but is just a smidgen to the north.
K: Ooh, Victoria, I'm so nervous! What if I get Giratina, or even worse, Darkrai! I reaaaaly hope I don't get Spiritomb! AGH! This is so nerve-wracking!
V: Kira, for Jupiter's sake, calm down! At least we both know you're not gonna get Mew or Landorus or whatever…
On the opposite side…
S: I'm absolutely sure of it! This must be a mistake! *exhales* Ok, Sam, calm down…
Ab: I'm sure you'll be just fine. I'm also sure it's not a mistake. But I do have a weird feeling we're gonna meet someone that we least expect to…
And then…
S&K: OWWWWW!
Both girls and their partners are knocked on their backsides, heads writhing in pain.
S: Oooogh… Could someone get me the license plate number of the car that just hit me?
K: Omigosh! Are you ok! I'm so sorry, I was just heading to the shrine and… I'm so so so so so sorry! I promise I'll be more careful in the future! Here, take 1,000,000 Poke for your trouble!
S: I'm fine. Absol, our feelings are right on the dot, as usual…
K: Wait, they way you're dressed… Are you going to the shrine, too?
S: *still holding head* Uh huh.
K: Wait a sec… you were called to be a priestess, just like me! I am so stupid! I should have figured this out earlier!
V: Did you just read her thoughts?
A: Grrrr… you read her thoughts! You know, that's really rude. Wait you can read people's thoughts!
S: Absol, calm your jets, and…
K: Kira.
S: Right. I'm sorry I ran into you. I was just so worried about who my guardian was going to be, so I lost control of where I was going.
Ab: Like you aren't always lost.
K: By the looks of things, Absol here seems to be right about tha- whoops, sorry! Read your thoughts again! Bad habit.
S: It's ok, I get it. By the way my name is… well, you probably already know. Nice to meet you! *bows*
K: Same here, Samantha, or should I call you Sam?
S: You can call me Sam. Everyone in my village does.
K: Except the village elder.
S: Yeah, except her. Why can't they call you what you want to be called?
K: They're really formal with everything. It's just how they are: Old, and distinguished.
S:*muttering* I sure hope the Master Priest isn't like that, or I'll punch the old geezer.
K: Yeah. Me, too. Anyway, who do you think you're gonna get?
S: I have a bad feeling that I'm gonna get someone hyper.
Ab: Yep.
K: I hope I get Suicune or Ho-oh. Or someone along those lines.
S: So, we're going in the same direction. Wanna travel with me?
K: Sure! But I have one question: Are you afraid of heights?
S&A: *exchange glances* S: Not really. Why?
K: Braviary!
The two heroines begin to soar up into the air!
S: Aaah! Braviary, don't you DARE drop me!
Ab: *sighs*
K: He won't! He's an expert at this sort of thing.
Braviary lands in front of the shrine. Sam, who is kind of a klutz, dismounts and falls flat on her face!
S:*sigh*
K: You ok? Hey check it out! The Master Priest is here!
S: Yeah, I'm cool.
MP: Hello, ladies.
S&K: Good afternoon, Master Priest. *K Bows formally, while Sam just stands there*
MP: And it looks like your guardians are right on time, too.
*S&K look up to see two forms in the sky, one small, the other large.*
S: Absol, do you still have that same awkward feeling?
Ab: *nods* Yeah…
S: We are so doomed.
The two figures land, and suddenly, Kira goes into a respectful kneeling bow, while Sam hides behind Absol, her eyes wide in shock.
S: Oh, deerling. *Absol growls*
K:*Remaining silent and still*
The two figures are Mew and Arceus!
M: Heytherehiandkonnechiwa! I'mMewyoumustbeSamandthat'sgottabeKira.
Ar: Slow down, Mew. You're making her even more nervous.
K: *finally speaks up* Lord Arceus…
S: *to Arceus* Is Mew always like this?
Ar: You have no idea…
S: Like I said, I am so doomed.
M:HeySamguesswhatI'myourguardiananArciesgotKira!
Ar: How many times have I told you NOT to call me Arcie.
M: PlentyI'vejustneverlistened.
S: Tineh floatin kitteh say wha?
M:Wha?
K:*Just bursts up laughing*
S&Ab: * faceplant* Yet again, our hunches were right.
S: We're so doomed. Why does this always happen to me? Why in the world did I get HIM! My karma is just terrible today!
*Kira (finally) stands up, but still does not make any eye contact with Arceus*
Ar: *To Kira* Young one, why do you not look at me?
K: I'm sorry, Arceus-sama. Do you want me to?
Ar: Of course! We're going to be partners for the next who knows how many years!
K&S: WHAAAA!
Ab: So we really do get mew…
K: *whispering* I'm so sorry, Sam-chan… Good luck, anyhow!
MP: So I suppose you want to know where you two will be living for the next who knows how long.
K,S,& Ab: *nodnodnod*
*MP mounts his Salamence*: Follow us then!
S: Wait, we're flying again!
K: Unless you want to walk the next thousand miles to the temple, then yes. Here, you can borrow my Charizard. I promise he won't drop you. Come on out, Inferno!
I: Graaah!
K: Yeah, yeah! I'm sorry, no need to yell at me!
S: What did he say?
K: He was just mad at me for leaving him in his PokéBall for the last three days.
I: *glares K* Grrrrr…
K: I understand… Sam, he doesn't want me to be his trainer anymore… He seems to like you, though.
Inferno is snuggling up close to Sam, all the while glaring at Kira.
K: So, catch!
Kira throws Inferno's PokéBall to Sam
S: Hey, thanks! I love dragons!
K: No prob. Have fun with your new trainer, Infy…
I: Hmph! Good riddance!
S: Eh? I can understand him now!
K: Trainer bond. Anyway, get on him. Absol, may I suggest staying in your PokéBall for the flight's duration?
Ab: G-gladly…
K: You, too, Vivi!
V: Got it!
K: And we have…. LIFTOFF!
Our two heroines have now officially begun their adventures as Pokémon Priestesses. What'll be in store for them next?
Coming soon! Pokémon Priestesses Episode 3: We're Priestesses in Training!
Everyone: Ja ne!
