A Touch of Insanity II
9foxgrl
It was the finally battle at Hogwarts, so far by some freak miracle no one on either side was dead yet. (What they didn't know was that four certain teens had done a lucky dance on the four corners of the grounds in early November).
Draco sighed. If he was going to die today, he was going to make it worth it. With that he took off his Death Eater mask, grabbed Hermione and planted the more passionate kiss he could on her.
"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SLIMY SNAKE!" Ron snapped.
Harry just slapped his friend upside the head.
"Don't ruin the moment." Harry replied as he quickly took a picture of the blushing duo.
"But-"
"Shut up you have Lavender, remember?"
"YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?" Ron snapped.
"If we live through this, marry me Hermione."
"I will Draco!"
"WHAT?" Ron and several Death Eater screamed.
Harry just laughed. "YOU OWE ME TEN GALLEONS BLAISE!"
A Death Eater in the back swore at the top of his lungs before throwing a bag at Harry who caught it.
"Thank you!"
"*BLEEP* YOU!"
"Sorry Blaise, I don't swing that way. Besides Luna would get pissed if I stole her *BLEEP* partner!"
"*BLEEP*!"
Ron just stared at Harry and the Death Eater who came up to yell at him.
"Come on! You won the bet when Neville would get up the courage to ask Susan out, Daphne won with those two admitting they like each other, and now I won when they would make it public!"
"All that's left is for Luna's bet that He will die by hit and run to come true." Blaise snapped.
"Like that will ever happen."
As if on cue a red Ferrari came barreling up the path from Hogsmeade and clipped the Dark Lord before slowing to a stop. Daphne popped out in her usual elegant clothes.
"Well *BLEEP*!"
"Sorry, just came back from Milan. What did I miss?"
Blaise took off his mask and stared at the Dark Lord getting up.
"Guess Luna lost."
BEEP! BEEP!
The Knight Bus then came out of nowhere, and hit the stumbling man dead on, stopped, and backed over him again. With that the doors open and Luna stepped out.
"Hello everyone, I got the message."
"Well *BEEP*!" the boys said in unison.
"HE'S DEAD!" Daphne said kicking the Dark bastard in the leg that was stick out from under a tire.
"HELL YEAH!" the gamblers yelled.
"PARTY AT BLAISE'S PLACE!"
The End!
