"Hey, Hibiki," the girl started, looking at her older brother. His glasses were perched precariously atop his nose as he read the paper.
"What?" he asked, glancing at her.
"I heard some girls talking about this thing called the Host Club…"
"Really?"
"Yeah, and I thought, "Hey! If those guys can have one, why can't I?" You know?"
"Sure…"
"Would you mind being my sassy gay friend if I did?"
"WHAT?"
