Hug-A-Thon

"Switch!" Naruto and his shadow clone yelled switched between Gaara and Sasuke and glomped them in a death hug.

"Get…off…me…!" The heard through gasps from Gaara. Who actually showed some emotion. Though anyone would do that if air was being squeazed out of them by orange blobs.

"Naruto…you…loser…get the hell off me!" Sasuke said through gasps.

"Never! Bwaahahahaha!" Naruto said hugging tighter. Sakura at this point walked in Naruto's office. After helping Sasuke he was elected Hokage and Gaara came to congradulate him.

"….ha-" Sakura began but was interrupted by both Gaara and Sasuke.

"Laugh and you die!" They both said then looking at each other with annoyed looks that they had thought the same thing. Then Gaara got an idea. He managed to get one hand free. *whack* He hit Naruto on the head. This clone disappeared. His breathed in happy he could breathe again. Sasuke tried the same thing. But Naruto was smart. Naruto looked at Sakura who smirked evilly and took out a roll of duct tape from the desk and tied Sasuke's hands. Sasuke sweat dropped. Gaara smirked and looked at Sasuke with a look that said I'm so better than you. Gaara began to walk away but stopped when he heard a sound. It sounded like a yell but like a kung fu cry at the same time. Then he figured it out. But it was too late.

"Yosh! Why didn't anyone tell me of this youthful hug-a-thon of youthfulness with Gaara-kun and Sasuke-kun?!" Lee said barging through the door. "Yosh! Then as part of my training I shall youthfully hug Gaara-kun! Gaara-kun… why are climbing out the window?! Get back here and join this youthful explosion of love!" Lee said chasing after Gaara who was already floating away on the sand.

"Hell no." Was Gaara's only response. And then he floated off into the sunset. Well almost anyway.

"Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled. Gaara looked behind him and saw a wave of orange and black.

"…This…is not good." Said the very logical Gaara as he was jumped upon by many Naruto's and dragged back to the tower. He looked at Naruto and sent him a death glare that would scare the almighty Jashin. Naruto merely smirked evilly. "Why does this happen only when I'm here?"

"Cause you're so huggable when you mad!" Naruto replied as he duc taped Gaara's hand and Lee hugged him endlessly. Gaara sighed in defeat and Sasuke laughed. But that was stopped by a knock on the head by Naruto and another death hug.