June 14th ~ Year 763
Dear Journal,
Hey there journal, today is my birthday, the best day of my life I guess? Well anyway, since today was my birthday, Vegeta decided to give me a gift. I couldn't resist because he has never been so generous, especially to me. He told me to come by Capsule Corp at 7 at night. Well I did, he greeted me as the rival I am and told me to close my eyes. Well, I did and when he told me to open them, he pointed a strange laser at me. Seconds passed and every second that did, I felt smaller and smaller, like if my body had shrank. Before I knew it, my body had turned into an orange, triangular shape. At first I was confused, but as Vegeta picked me up and I looked into his eyes, I had turned into a carrot.
*(DUN DUN DUUUUUN!)*
Vegeta opened his mouth and swallowed me whole with his saliva. At first I thought I was full of gokluse (glucose . . . sorry) and so I started to panic because I thought it was something bad! And it sounds bad too! But I have to say, Vegeta's mouth sure does smell minty. I then seemed to fall into a cave like structure, which I now am traveling to what it seems downward, I think this is called . . . uh . . . oh yeah! Peristalsis! Which makes me think this tunnel is called the esophagus. Bulma told me about it once when I was younger. Other than that, I now understand how badly Vegeta must want to beat me in a fight.
I guess this is it for now. I shall put you away now journal cause I'm feeling very sleepy.
Till then!
Your saiyan buddy,
~Son Goku
