Maximum Ride: Cold Blood Christmas: Skit Form
Max: *Knocks on the front door
Ella: "Hello?"
Max: "It's me Max!"
Ella: "Mom! MAX IS HOME!"
Martinez (Ill just do this to save room): *Opens the door "Max!" *Hugs Max
Fang: "Can WE get a hug?"
Ella: *Rushes out to see Iggy and gives him a hug
Angel: *Thinks at Martinez: "I am freezing, let us in"
Martinez: "You all must be freezing! Come on in!"
Angel: *puts on the little angel look "Thank you!" and walks in
The rest of the Flock: *Walks in
Martinez: "We have the turkey in the oven and Ella and I made the cookies"
Max: *Eyes widen when Martinez brings in the cookies "For us?"
Martinez and Ella: *Laughs
Ella: "Stop being so silly Max!"
Max: "But I really thought it was for us"
Ella: "No it ain't for you! It's for SANTA!"
Max: *Frowns and thinks Never heard of a Santa
Meanwhile
Mr. Chu: "So the Flock is at Doctor Martinez's home?"
Assassin: "Yes sir"
Mr. Chu: "Kill the Flock"
Back at home
Everyone: *Eats the turkey and prepares for bed
Martinez: "We have two rooms, how about you guys figure this out by yourself?"
Angel: "Max you can have a room with Fang"
Max: "No it's alright, Fang, Angel, and Total in one room and Me, Gazzy, and Iggy in the other
Angel: "Okay" *Gives Max the sweet little Angel smile
At Night
Alarm: *Beep Beep
Max: *Turns off the Alarm, FAST. "Mr. Santa, you are gonna die!"
Assassin *Opens the window and walks in the house with a silenced pistol
Max: *Hears somebody and thinks This must be Santa *Grabs the Bat HARD
Assassin: *Thinks The Flock will think I am the little girl Ella out of her bed to check on the tree
Max: *Thinks here Santa, Santa, Santa. Here boy!
Assassin: *Walks VERY slowly towards the stairs
Max: *Hiding in the Christmas tree "EVIL COOKIE STEALING MONSTER!!!"
*Jumps on the 'Santa'
Assassin: WHAT THE HELL?!
Max: "DIE!!!" *Beats the Assassin with the bat until she heard a big CRACK!
On the Assassin's head. *Hums That's What You Get By: Paramore while eating
the cookies with a blood stained bat
THE END
