Maximum Ride: Cold Blood Christmas: Skit Form

Max: *Knocks on the front door

Ella: "Hello?"

Max: "It's me Max!"

Ella: "Mom! MAX IS HOME!"

Martinez (Ill just do this to save room): *Opens the door "Max!" *Hugs Max

Fang: "Can WE get a hug?"

Ella: *Rushes out to see Iggy and gives him a hug

Angel: *Thinks at Martinez: "I am freezing, let us in"

Martinez: "You all must be freezing! Come on in!"

Angel: *puts on the little angel look "Thank you!" and walks in

The rest of the Flock: *Walks in

Martinez: "We have the turkey in the oven and Ella and I made the cookies"

Max: *Eyes widen when Martinez brings in the cookies "For us?"

Martinez and Ella: *Laughs

Ella: "Stop being so silly Max!"

Max: "But I really thought it was for us"

Ella: "No it ain't for you! It's for SANTA!"

Max: *Frowns and thinks Never heard of a Santa

Meanwhile

Mr. Chu: "So the Flock is at Doctor Martinez's home?"

Assassin: "Yes sir"

Mr. Chu: "Kill the Flock"

Back at home

Everyone: *Eats the turkey and prepares for bed

Martinez: "We have two rooms, how about you guys figure this out by yourself?"

Angel: "Max you can have a room with Fang"

Max: "No it's alright, Fang, Angel, and Total in one room and Me, Gazzy, and Iggy in the other

Angel: "Okay" *Gives Max the sweet little Angel smile

At Night

Alarm: *Beep Beep

Max: *Turns off the Alarm, FAST. "Mr. Santa, you are gonna die!"

Assassin *Opens the window and walks in the house with a silenced pistol

Max: *Hears somebody and thinks This must be Santa *Grabs the Bat HARD

Assassin: *Thinks The Flock will think I am the little girl Ella out of her bed to check on the tree

Max: *Thinks here Santa, Santa, Santa. Here boy!

Assassin: *Walks VERY slowly towards the stairs

Max: *Hiding in the Christmas tree "EVIL COOKIE STEALING MONSTER!!!"

*Jumps on the 'Santa'

Assassin: WHAT THE HELL?!

Max: "DIE!!!" *Beats the Assassin with the bat until she heard a big CRACK!

On the Assassin's head. *Hums That's What You Get By: Paramore while eating

the cookies with a blood stained bat

THE END