Ok now this story has very strong coarse language and is used a lot, sorry if that upsets everyone and if it does do not read on. It is a mix of White Chicks and Bad Santa kind of story (they are both awesome movies). I hope you have a good laugh, enjoy!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon

Me: 15

Chris: 15

Drew: 14

May: 13

"Agent 349 are you there?" my partner asked, he was a midget.

"Yeah I'm in position Chris" I answered.

"Hey call me Agent 322" Chris demanded.

"Alright, Agent 322" I replied annoyed.

I watched the person who we were looking for doing a deal with a well known gangster gang called The Hounds, they were called that since the leader's faveourite Pokémon was Houndoom. Usually we would be after Team Rocket or Team Galactic but today we are after a smaller gang. The man who we were looking for gave The Hounds a cylinder containing a dangerous chemical that could power up a very destructive weapon. As soon as The Hounds got the chemical Chris and I did our plan.

"Freeze" I yelled as I started shooting a capture net gun.

I shot it as it captured the grunt holding the chemical then The Hounds started to use their fire Pokémon to attack me. But Chris came from the opposite side of me and he used his Wartortle to defeat all of their fire Pokémon. Then I used my net gun to capture all the rest of them including the leader and the one we were looking for. It wasn't long before Police arrived; we were a special force called Super Teens, where teens like me and my partner were sent on special assignments. There were no Officer Jenny's just our boss who we called Chief and a few more teens.

"Good work you two, I need to see you in my office" the chief said.

"Ok chief" I replied.

When we got to the entrance of his office Chris asked the chief a very weird question;

"Um you are not going to tell us to suck your dick or anything?" Chris asked having a laugh.

"Get in there" the chief replied furiously.

Once we entered his office;

"Now suck my cock" the chief said.

We looked at him really freaked out, and then he started to laugh;

"Hehe just kidding, alright boys I have an assignment for you and this one may be a little tougher than usual" the chief told us.

"Cool a challenge" I said.

"Anyway there is a boy involved in this assignment and his name is Drew, we believe that he is involved in a kidnapping of another boy named Ash Ketchum, I want you Michael to dress up as Drew and live through his daily life we will keep him in custody for a while and make sure he can't contact anyone this is the best way to find out, he may look innocent but we need to know the truth" the chief explained and handed me a photo of Drew.

"You want me to look like this fag?" I asked.

"Yes and here is a photo of Ash Ketchum" the chief said.

We looked at a photo of Ash Ketchum then I remembered he was the kid who entered the Indigo and Johto leagues.

"You boys can have tonight off but tomorrow you must begin since we are taking Drew with us" the chief told us as we left his office.

"So what do you want to do now?" Chris asked me.

"You head back to our room I feel like walk" I answered.

"Yeah alright see you soon" Chris said as he went to our room at this hotel we were staying at in Slateport City. I walked around this park then I noticed a kid who had a black eye I went up to him;

"Hey Kid where did you get the black eye?" I asked.

"This teen and his mates bully me a lot" the boy replied.

He showed me where the bullies were and I went up to him and pushed him into a tree then punched him a few times.

"Don't you ever pick on a kid" I yelled then I let go and he ran off and his mates shit themselves and ran off too. The teens were around 13 and thought they were cool and tough. I went back to the hotel and sat down on the couch where Chris was sitting;

"Hey you are back finally" Chris said.

"Yeah I ran into a bit of a snag" I replied.

"Oh yeah, what?" he asked.

"I bashed a couple of kids today but it was for a purpose it felt like I was doing something good" I answered.

"You need many years of therapy…many, many fuckin years of therapy" Chris replied.

Chris and I took it easy for the night we watched a few TV shows and just hung around the house.

"I'm fuckin bored man" Chris replied.

"Hey don't swear too much" I told him.

"What are you my fuckin mother now? Swearing are only words they don't do shit to anyone" Chris replied.

I couldn't be bothered fighting Chris so I suggested that we went to this theme park that was open till 12 midnight and it was only 8pm. Chris and I were paid well with our job so we didn't have any money problems.

"You know what I can't remember how we even got into Super Teens" Chris confessed as we left the Gengar Ghost Train which wasn't that freaky.

"Well we never knew each other until we became partners but we were randomly selected for the Super Teens and we both agreed but I do miss being a trainer, we did the training course and completed it when we were 14 and ever since we have been working for the Super Teens" I reminded Chris.

"Oh yeah" Chris replied.

A trainer came past us and looked at Chris funnily;

"What are you looking at punk you think because I'm short that I'm no good get the fuck out of my face" Chris yelled.

"What did I say man, I don't think cussing is a good idea with kids around" I reminded him.

"Fair enough" Chris replied.

After we went on the Seviper Coaster and the Spinerak swing we left the theme park and went back to our hotel room. We went to bed as soon as we got there since tomorrow was going to be a hard day, well for me anyway.

So how was the first chapter? Yes Chris is a midget and we start our assignment tomorrow, I hope that everyone understands what's going on. I will update soon.