Based on this MMD: http:/ youtube .com/ watch?v=ZckPQLga-M4& feature=channel_video_title (make sure to take out the spaces) There has been a huge explosion of fanart of this pixiv recently and I just love the dance (if anyone could tell me the name of the song, I'd love you so hard! And no, it's not Daft Punk). I haven't wrote many fanfics, so please go easy on me. ^_^. Now please enjoy the crack.
Chapter 1- Men in Black
Somewhere in 21st century Osaka, Japan
"Ahh… leeks are yummy," Miku sighed, browsing Nico Nico Douga while nibbling her favorite green treat. Hey, it was her job to sing the chime every hour.
"Watch out!" someone screamed. And suddenly, a hot convertible car crashed into Miku's bedroom followed by two sexy suited blonde men wearing shads exiting that said vehicle.
"What in the holy World is Mine?" Miku shouted, backing away from the approaching men.
"So this is the robot Kiku keeps talking about. He has weird taste," A man with rather bushy eyebrows remarks, taking a too good look at Miku.
"You old man, she's a cutie to me," A cheerful American also examines Miku.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my Master's house?" Miku interrogated and held onto her precious vegetable friend.
"Heh, she calls her owner master. Now that's my type of bird," the eyebrowed man took a long drag from his cigarette.
"Artie, you're such a perv! No wonder why you can't attract any chicks!" the American punches his companion, making him spit the the fag.
"Belt up! I was able to pick up a nice tart yesterday!"
"With what, your spotted dick!"
"Why you bloody son of…!" Eyebrows chokes the American.
"Excuse me, you're not loli yuukais are you?" Miku whimpered, pretending to be dead on the floor and spelling out her master's name with a bloody finger.
"Look what you did! You scared her!" The American pointed at the poor thing.
"Shut it! I'm a gentleman after all." The eyebrowed man bended so he was eye leveled with Miku. "Hey sunshine, get up. You're bleeding all over the floor." Eyebrows started kick her stomach.
Miku looked at him with the look of a dead starfish and started to roll on the floor."One more time! One more time! I will roll one more time!" Miku singed, rolling on the floor viscously.
The duo was baffled by the high-pitched voice and the American pulled out a gun and fired many shots up in the air. Miku stopped rolling and knocked over her master's figurine shelf.
"Oh my god, master will be mad at me!" Miku hurriedly cleaned up her mess.
"For queen's sake, stop acting like whinny brat!" Eyebrows screamed.
"Seriously, what do you want from me? If this is my last night, at least make it a good night!" Miku panic level increased.
"Babe, we just wanted take a spin with you," the American reassures, holding out a hand for her.
"Thanks, but no thank you," Miku pushes the hand away. 'What I meant was fuck you,' the blue haired girl snickers secretly.
"Did you just kindly tell me to fuck off!" Eyebrows start to pull on one of Miku's pigtails.
"Kyaaa, eyebrows attack! Do you have ESP or something?" Miku wiggles at his grip.
"My name is Arthur Kirkland! Not eyebrows!"
"Don't worry, the hero will save you!" The American throws a popcicle at Arthur, making him fall face first on the ground. Now he finds to the opportunity to scoop her up like a princess. "Alfred F. Jones at your service" He says, flashing his signature smile and wink package.
"I'm not Cinderella and you are so not my Romeo!" Miku struggles in Alfred's hands.
"Alfred, what was that for?" Arthur stands up and wipes his bloodied lip with a sleeve. He takes another cigarette and starts to light it up.
"Artie, chill and don't be such an ass!" Alfred takes a quick lick at his popcicle.
"What are you going do with me now?" Miku looked at him like a kicked puppy.
"Babe, I'm gonna teach you how to dance!"
