"Dorkwad, give me back my beef jerky," Sam yelled angrily while running after Freddie. Freddie had stolen Sam's beef Jerky not out of an act of stupidity but to get retaliation on Sam. She had yet again taken it upon herself to make his life a living hell, as if she didn't do that without trying.

"Carly help," Freddie screeched as he continued to run away from Sam. He should of known that if food was involved he was screwed but she messed with him way too much and some day she would have to pay. Sam had caused Duke to slather Freddie in his sweat by stealing his beef jerky, which ironically Freddie had in his hands right now. And to think he had actually tried to be nice to her. He gave Missy his semester at sea just because Sam asked him for help(although Sam doesn't know that Freddie did this).

"Benson, just give me back the beef jerky." Sam continued to run after Freddie.

"Freddie give back Sam's beef jerky, Sam stop running after freddie," and there was Carly's motherly instinct yet again kicking in. Freedie owed his life to Carly because honestly if Carly wasn't around Sam would of probably killed him by now, maybe that's why he loved her loved her so much.

"Just give me the beef Jerky."

"No," Freddie answered a little fearful of what Sam would do next. Afterall the last time he tried to get revenge it ended with everyone knowing that he had never kissed a girl. But Sam managed to fix everything so he let it go but what would she do this time.

Come to think of it Sam had been slightly nicer to him since they kissed but only slightly. She doesn't attack him as much, she doesn't insult him as much and then there are those select times when they actually get along. But there they were once again fighting because nothing good every lasted very long when it came to those two.


"In 5, 4, 3 2." Freddie said signaling Carly and Sam to start the web show.

"I'm Carly," Carly said cheerfully.

"Then I must be Sam."

"And this is iCarly." yelled Sam and Carly.

"Now on iCarly we're gonna shave Fredward's head."

"Sam," the boy exclaimed. This was Sam and Freddie's routine. Sam would insult Freddie and Freddie would yell at her. It worked so well and at the same time didn't work at all

"Calm down you two." Calry said. " What we're actually gonna do is read some of your questions. Freddie?"

"Austine asks, did you guys ever fly an airplane?"

"Well, Austine I'm glad you asked,"said Sam"

"We actually did fly an airplane last saturday."

"Unfortunately it landed on an unknown island. Were still looking for a place to bury the survivors.

"Silly girl you don't bury survivors."

"You're right, what was I thinking?" Sam said whimsically.


Carly, Sam and Freddie were sitting upstairs as usual trying to think up new ideas for iCarly. They had been sitting there for 30 minutes and the only thing they had decided was that Sam really liked chili.

"So, what are we gonna do on the next iCarly?" Freddie asked. Carly sat on the bean bag chair drinking her water and Sam just continued to disgustingly lick the reddish orange sloppy chili that coated the metal spoon.

In the midst of their train of thoughts Spencer ran in, excited as ever probably about an invention he just made.

"I just invented the coolest thing ever. You guys want to see it?" Spencer declared excitedly.

"Sure," the three teens said in unison. They had nothing better to do.