As Fox entered the cold room where his Landmaster was stored, his nipples stood erect in coldness and care as he slowly slid a device onto his Landmaster that let it talk. "Come on," Fox said, in a taunting voice. The landmaster said, "oh, I'll make you come on, Fox, without the on, or maybe with it, but onto me!"

At the daily smash fest, Fox put the talk device onto a Smash Ball as it appeared while he was fighting Falco. The smash ball said, "please Fox, hit me, call me dirty words, slap me around until your landmaster comes! And by comes, I mean on, and by on I mean you, and by you and on I mean you onto the landmaster, and by landmaster I mean you, and by you I mean you..nevermind."

Fox hit the smash ball, abusing it, saying, "come on!" Then, it happened. Fox's eyes glowed yellow. There was a feeling of eroticness as Fox shouted, "RANDOMASTAH!!!"

The big, heavy, naughty landmaster dropped onto the Super Mario Sunshine platform. The landmaster said, "Fox! Enter me! PLEASE! ENTER ME FOX, PLEASE!!! For all the people, on this planet, give me a chance... To be happy!" Fox entered slowly into the landmaster, his nipples becoming hard inside it's cold interior, sliding across the walls of the inner landmaster.

Fox said, "come on," and rubbed and rubbed the insides of the landmaster. He pulled the lever. "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "...COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The landmaster moaned, "OH!!!!!" and shot it's huge blue energy of reproduction straight into Falco.

Falco just took it head-on. It was applied directly to his forehead. When he respawned, he said seductively, "I think you look better in a tank." He hit and smacked a new smash ball. He thought it was corn, but then shouted, "LANDMASTER!!!" and it dropped down. He applied a device that lets it talk, too.

Falco drove his landmaster on top of the front of Fox's landmaster. He kept driving it backward and forward, until he drove all the way on top of Fox's landmaster. The landmasters now had a lot of their surface touching eachother, and they drove backward and forward with their surfaces slowly rubbing against eachother.

Falco said, "Am I getting slow?" Fox replied with a seductive "COME ON!!" Falco then said, "Fox!!! Here they come!"

Yes, not only did Falco's landmaster shoot it's big hunk of hot energy, but Fox's did at the same time, while their landmasters were against eachothers surfaces. Fox's landmaster got blasted too far, off the edge.

Suddenly a voice appeared. "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!" Wolf's landmaster came in from the side, ramming harshly into the back of Fox's landmaster, not caring if it was ready and not lubricated enough. Fox's landmaster was forcibly pushed down into the Super Mario Sunshine platform, as Wolf's landmaster kept rubbing against Fox's landmaster.

Fox then said, "We ll just see about that, Star Wolf! We're gonna break through that fleet!" He drove his landmaster slowly forward, hard with Wolf's landmaster rubbing against his. He made it to Falco's landmaster at last though, rubbing against it.

After lots of nice rubbing, their energies shot at last.

Luigi came in, did the taunt that's at the end of that one youtube taunt compilation video, and Up+B'd them all.

Truly, this was paradise.