It's me
again, didn't think I'd have the brains to write another fanfic would ya?
I do not
own the x-men, blah blah blah, and whatever I wrote last time (don't remember)
*it's a
beautiful day for Logan, he killed 5 or 6 super villains that tried to take
over the earth, the sun is shining and birds are in the sky*
Logan:
DAMNIT!
Scott:
what?
Logan: I
dropped my ice cream, now it looks like a pee stain!
Scott: you
can have mine!
*Logan
looks at Scott funny*
Scott:
what?
Logan:
you're gay!
Scott: stop
making fun of me, make fun of Kurt!
Logan: no!
Kurt is funny!
Scott: I
can be funny too
Logan: no
you can't!
Scott: yes
I can!
Logan:
prove it!
Scott: ok
*Scott
puts on a clown suit and starts dancing*
*Logan
and Kurt stare at him with horror*
*Xavier
walks in the room*
Xavier: I
got news people! Scott, sit down and take off you're clown suit, Logan you come
here too and remember to clean that pee stain you left on the floor.
Logan: it's
not a pee stain, it my ice cream!
Xavier:
call it whatever you want, just remember to clean it up later
Logan:
fine!
Scott: so
what's the news?
Xavier:
well first, Scott is gay…
Logan: we
all know that
Xavier: oh,
well, second, we have a new x-man to join our team!
Kurt: who
is it, who is it!?!?!
Xavier:
whoa! Too much sugar boy!
Scott:
well, who is it?
Xavier: I
want you all to meet, my sister! Xaviera!
*Xavier
wheelchairs out of the room and Xaviera wheelchairs in the room*
Logan:
that's not Xaviera! That's Xavier with a wig on and lipstick!
Scott: hey,
yeah, you're Xavier!
Kurt: you
bald little freak!
Xavier: oh
damn, I just wanted to be apart of the action…
Scott: so,
are you free on Saturday, Xaviera?
Xavier: GET
OUT!
Scott: damn
*Scott
gets out of the room*
Logan: why
did you pretend to be a woman? Couldn't you just get a fake beard and a tattoo?
Xavier:
yeah, but then Scott would've gotten excited, but I see you found out I was
faking it
All
together: no shit!
Kurt: What
were you thinking?
Xavier: I
dunno, wanna see something cool?
*Hours
later the x-men kidnap Scott and stick him in a huge freezer*
Logan:
that'll take care of him
Kurt: hell
yeah, he'll think twice before trying to grab someone's nuts
Storm:
ewwww!!
Jean:
gross!!
Xavier: I
know, I was totally surprised when he walked into cerebro in the middle of my
search for Magneto!
*Everyone
stare are Xavier with a funny look*
Logan:
anyway…
Kurt: we
got a new pinball machine!
Xavier:
kick ass!
Storm: lets
go play!
Kurt: yeah!
Jean: I
think I'll stay here with Scott I mean he is my husband
Kurt: suit
yourself
Jean: I
think I will
Kurt: I
don't know how to respond to that
Jean: okay
then
*All
walk into the pinball room*
Logan: me
first, me first!!
Kurt: fine!
Logan:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Storm: this
is boring, how about we go unfreeze Scott, dress up in our old uniforms and
tell him he's gone to the past!
Kurt:
sounds like a swell idea!
*Everyone
changes into their old uniforms and unfreeze Scott in the huge freezer*
Logan:
welcome to the past!
Kurt:
you're not supposed to say that!
Storm: you
idiot!
Jean: you
ruined everything!
Scott:
what's going on?
Xavier: uh
oh, plan B, run away!!!
*Xavier
Wheelchairs away slowly*
Kurt:
dumbass
Jean: yup
Scott: why
are you guys dressed in the old uniforms?
Jean: well,
we were trying to fool you by making you think it's the 70's
Scott: oh
*Logan
pushes Xavier off his wheelchair and hits Scott over the head with it!*
Scott: ow
*Scott
drops*
Xavier:
help me, I'm nothing but a wiggling worm now, help me up!
Logan:
hahahaha!
*Everyone
leaves the room leaving Xavier on the floor unable to move and Scott right
beside him unconscious*
Xavier:
noooooooooo, don't leave me here with this little fag bag!!!
Logan: you
think Scott's gonna get happy?
Kurt: who
knows
Jean: poor
Scott
Storm: no
he's not
Jean: oh
yeah…
*Everyone
sits in front of the TV and watch football*
Logan:
Right on!
P.S. fuck
you Scott!!!
