Hahaa

Hahaa. This seems like it's going to be fun. Yes, my stupidness has come to create a really stupid pokemon fanfic. Okay maybe it's not that stupid but it's ikarishipping!

Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, World of Warcraft, or Family Guy. Hehe.


Takeshi was off flirting with some girls, leaving Satoshi and me alone with the pokemon. You see we were splashing each other with water a bit.

"Stop it, Satoshi!" I exclaimed. I really didn't want to get too wet.

Piplup jumped on his head, causing him to fall face flat into the water. I snickered, hearing him gurgle like those stupid murlocs on World of Warcraft.

Uh not that I would know since I don't play it.

I only watched Kengo. It was once.

Whatever, shut up!

Anyways, Satoshi lifted his head out of the water and started saying no to Piplup. I could see Piplup getting annoyed because after the fifth no, he started to sound like Peter from Family Guy.

"Satoshi, I think Piplup gets it. Sheesh." I said, irritated. I picked up Piplup and looked at the other pokemon.

"Hey, Hikari!" Satoshi yelled out. I turned my attention on Satoshi. "Look it's Shinji!" I felt my heart speed up, hearing his name.

"Satoshi, I don't think you should bat-" He cut me off by his screaming.

"Hey Shinji!! OMFG IT'S YOU!! LET'S BATTLE!1!one!!1!!"

Don't get me wrong; Satoshi was a cool friend but sometimes…

"What the hell?" I heard Shinji mutter.

I saw Takeshi come back and I walked to him. He looked like he was limping and Croagunk walked beside him. "What happened?" He asked. "I thought I heard Satoshi yell out multiple explanation marks and number ones."

I stared at him and blinked a few times. Who is writing this!? I looked at Shinji and his eyes seemed to be glued to me. I was wearing a pink bikini. Wait… Shinji's staring at me!?

"Troublesome. Annoying." He seemed to be searching for words as his face turned a bright red.

"OMG!" I heard Satoshi scream out and I smacked my forehead. "I think Shinji's sick! His face is all red!"

Takeshi just grinned. I saw Shinji look away. "Whatever. Let's start this battle." And after the battle that was not written out because the author is lazy, we all lied down on the sand. Except for the winner, Shinji, of course.

He just glared at us. "All of you. A bunch of losers. Except maybe…" He trailed off. He seemed to be struggling with words. I bet Shinji's fighting with the author right now.

"Shinji, I love you!" I suddenly exclaimed, standing up. Where the heck did that come from? Shinji just smirked. He walked over to me and I felt him press his lips against mine.

"OMFG Shinji's kissing Hikari!!1!one!11nineoneone!11!!" I heard Satoshi scream. Shinji pulled away and I grinned.

"Piplup, peck." And Piplup pecked Satoshi as Shinji and I continued our little moment.

As for Takeshi…

He just watched the pretty ladies walk by, knowing if he walked up to one he'd be jabbed with poison.


Oh my gosh that was the most retarded thing I've ever written. Hahaaa whatever. Hope you like this. Nahhh I only did this out of boredom. Pen and Paper will be updated soon. I hope. I'll make it long for you guys… Hopefully. Kay review or not review I don't mind!