(Yo', man) Yo'
(Yo', dude!) Yo'
(Open up, dude) What do you want, foo'?

(My wife just caught me) You let her catch ya'?

(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?

(I don't know how I let this !@#%in' happen) Wit' who?

(The !@#%ing girl next door, you know) Foo'!

(I don't know what to !@#%ing do) Say it wasn't ya'!

(Alright)


Shera came in and she caught me red-handed

Smoking with the girl next door

Picture this, we were both red faced

Smokin' on the bathroom floor


How could I forget that I had

Given her an extra key

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me


Oh, you've another smoker' access to yo' villa

Jes' a sign o' weakness all left on yo' pillow

Yo' bettah' watch yo' back before she turns into a killah'

Best ta view da situation before she kill ya wit' yo' cig's

The real true smokah' knows wha' ta do!

Never admit to her when she say dat she saw ya wit' her!

And she claim it was no way dat she was seeing ting's


But she caught me on the cocaine (It wasn't me)

Saw me smokin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the garage (It wasn't me)

She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)


She saw the marks on my fingers (It wasn't me)

Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

Watched the smoke get bigger (It wasn't me)

She stayed until it was over


Shera came in and she caught me red-handed

Smoking with the girl next door

Picture this, we were both smoke covered

Smokin' on the bathroom floor


I had tried to keep her

From what she was about to see

Why should she believe me

When I told her it wasn't me


Make sure your lie's gonna connect's!

Whenever you should see I make the smokers cough

I said dat you should know how complex she is

Seeing is believin', so you better change your specs

You know she was frownin' upon tha past

Someone's gonna get hurt if ya don't stop yo' habit!

Ya stupid foo's gonna get kicked out if yo' don't stop smokin'!

Once she starts gettin' mad you know you bettah' run fast!


But she caught me on the cocaine (It wasn't me)

Saw me smokin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the garage (It wasn't me)

She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)


She saw the marks on my fingers (It wasn't me)

Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

Watched the smoke get bigger (It wasn't me)

She stayed until it was over


Shera came in and she caught me red-handed

Smoking with the girl next door

Picture this, we were both red faced

Smokin' on the bathroom floor


How could I forget that I had

Given her an extra key

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me


Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused

I've been listening to your reason, it makes no sense at all

If you tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused

You may think that you're a smoker, but you're completely lost

That's why I sing


Shera came in and she caught me red-handed

Smoking with the girl next door

Picture this, we were both red faced

Smokin' on the bathroom floor


How could I forget that I had

Given her an extra key

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me