A/N – Prologue first! It's told in First Person, A.K.A., Yuffie's POV. Enjoy! 3

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SMACK! That hurt! My cheek is throbbing now; damn strong hand! I put a hand on my cheek and glared up at my attacker – smacker, if you may. He called himself 'Hojo' and I swear I've heard that name somewhere before, I just can't remember where.

"Feisty little one, aren't you? Or would you prefer 'Stubborn Little Brat?" He said. I scowled.

"I prefer Yuffie, thank you very much!" I stood up, reaching back for my shuriken so I could kill this insane man. My mouth opened in surprise; my shuriken wasn't there! "What'd you do with my shuriken?!" I screamed.

"Oh, you won't be needing those." He answered.

"Where the hell are my shuriken?!" I yelled again.

"Somewhere where you can't find them."

That was it! I walked up to him and grabbed his shirt, picking him up off his feet. "I will find it, and when I do, I guarantee that you'll feel a lot of pain!" Wait; what's that button that he's – ow! What the heck was that? I'll ask, "What the heck was that?!"

"A shocker collar. Everytime you misbehave, you'll be shocked by this. If you be good, then you won't have to feel the pain that it brings. If I press the button long enough, the shock will kill you, so I suggest you be good."

What am I? Some kind of pet? I'll ask him that, too, "Am I some kind of pet of yours or something?"

"You know Vincent Valentine, correct?" I nodded. "I'll experiment on you like I experimented on him, only without the help of Mrs. Crescent."

Hojo…Vincent…Oh my gawd! Hojo's the mad man that experimented on Vincent! So that's where I've heard his name!! How come I'm just now remembering all this? Helloo! Brain! Keep working so I can think better! Oh shoot; he's blabbering about something. Sigh. Time to pay attention.

"What are your abilities?"

"I'm a thief and a ninja; I have all sorts of abilities."

"You're no help." He frowned.

"Then if I'm no help, let me go."

"Nice try. Soldiers!"

A bunch of soldier-looking guys came up to Hojo and saluted. "Yes sir?" The leader asked.

"Take our…," He looked at me for a moment then back to the soldier. "guest to her room, please."

"Yes sir!" Is that all he ever says? Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't need to be pushed!

"Stop pushing, damnit! I can walk on my own, thank you very much!" I yelled. They stopped pushing and I followed their leader.
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So, I'm in my 'room' with nothing to do. If I'm going to be his 'toy', can't I at least get a little luxury? I'll ask.

"Hey! Guard…person! Come here for a second, will you?" I yell through the bars. He comes over to me.

"Hm?" He asks.

"If I'm going to be Hojo's little experiment, tell him to at least give me a little luxury or I'm not letting his bony fingers touch me! Alright?" He nodded and headed away. I backed away from the door and sat on my bed.

Okay, mind, have any plans of escape?

'Climb out the window!' Well, there are no windows.

'Pick-lock the lock on the door?' That'd be such a great idea if they hadn't taken away my bag!

'Get a guard to let you out by flirting with them.' I love that idea! Oh! Someone's coming!

"You called, Miss Stubborn?" I rolled my eyes. Miss Stubborn; like I haven't heard that one before! Well, actually, I haven't.

"Yes, I did. I'm bored!"

"And this concerns me how?"

"I won't let you lay on finger on me if I don't get some luxury now!"

I heard him sigh; I held back a giggle. Oh, shoot! He's talking again. "Like what?" He asks.

"Well, my bag had stuff I could entertain myself with in it; can I have it back?" Operation Flirt With the Guard is gone; Operation Pick Lock My Way Out is in progress! He's talking once more. Gosh, I really gotta stop zoning out!

"Alright. You can have it back." Yes! Defeat!

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Paper clip, paper clip. Damnit! Where the hell is my paper clip?! I know I had one…Aha! Found it. Okay, so no guard there, no guard here; I'm clear! Turn it this way, then that way, up, sideways . . .beep. Yes! Yuffie's still got it! Now to find my way out of here…Oof! The hell was that?! A brick wall or somethin'? Oh. Just a guard.

"Eh heh heh…" Is all I can say. 'Crap,' is all I can think.

Better luck next time!

….Right?

Sigh. I think I need Vincent now.

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A/N – I kinda enjoyed writing this xD Hope you like it~! 3 Please vote if you think I do better writing in First Person or Third Person! Sorry if it's short!