Hey everybody!
This story starts just when Suki and Sokka are about to kiss in Book 2 Chapter 12
My friend little-bit-crazi thought of this one with me.
Enjoy!! R&R!
Disclaimer: OWN AVATAR? I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!
THE MAN IN THE MOON
written by vampireincognito with help from little-bit-crazi
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The ocean sparkled brilliantly in the moonlight as Suki and Sokka drew closer together. He could smell the vanilla and rose perfume wafting off her skin due to the slight breeze that ruffled their hair. Sokka could feel her breath on his mouth, getting warmer and warmer, the moon shone brightly above their heads, he could sense the almost prickle of her lips on his-
Sokka turned his head and broke away, a sad look on his face.
"I'm sorry, I cant."
" But why?" Suki asked quietly, trying not to show her obvious disappointment.
Sokkas eyes widened as he pointed into the sky.
"She's watching me!" his voiced quavered as he started to slightly foam at the mouth.
"Uh… right," Suki looked hastily over her shoulder. "I'm uh... gonna go see what Aangs doing."
"Aangs on a trip to the hot springs with Katara where he hopes to finally confess his love and hopefully see her naked."
"Oh... well… " Suki stood up and looked around. "Er… LOOK A FLYING AIRPLANE!"
"A what?"
"Um... aaa… bison?"
"Oh, OK!" Sokka grinned widely then whipped his head around to see this "flying bison." I mean it wasn't as if he saw one everyday or anything. This was something quite out of the ordinary.
"Where? Sukiiiiiiiii, I don't see thebisonandireallywannaseethebisonanditsnotthereandhowcomeugottaseeitandiwannaseeitan- Suki? Suki?"
But Suki was gone, running quickly away from the crazy person.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When Sokka finally caught up with Suki, he grabbed her by the shoulders and turned her to face him. "Suki, its time for the truth. I'm sorry, but, after I left you, I had an affair."
"With who??"
"the moon."
"WHAT?? Sokka, don't lie to me!"
"But im telling the truth! Her name was Yue, and she was beautiful, and had ling white hair, and a bunch of flowy things all around her, and I think I might be in love with her." Sokka let all his breath out at once.
"Oh, Sokka!!" two voices rang out simultaneously. Suki's sounded furious, and she promptly slapped him across the face and stomped off.
The other voice belonged to Yue in the moon, who having heard Sokka's confession, dumped her new boyfriend the sun (a jerk named Humphrey) and sent a god ray down to him.
As sokka rose off the ground and floatd up in the beam of moonlight he pondered life. Well, he decided after about a minute and a half of deep meditational thought, I guess no story's complete without me getting slapped in the face.
Sokka reached Yue and enveloped her in a warm embrace. They stood back, then Sokka leaned down and immeresed Yue in a long passionate kiss. One thing led to another……
As this occurred, a bald kid with only a towel around his waist was launched into the sky by a jet of steaming water. The wind carried the sound of a girls embarrassed shriek. "AANG, THE DOOR SAID 'GIRLS ONLY' FOR A REASON!"
Flying through the ar, aang contemplated his existence and looked up towards the moon. "Hey look!!" he exclaimed. "Theres a man in the moon!"
HAAHAHAHAA!! hoped you enjoyed it! if you dont get the ending... just think about it for a while.
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Muffins!
