Covered in Bleach

Strawberries and Insanity

Me: WELCOME to this new edition of Covered in Bleach! I'm Kit Kinya and this is my insanely fantastic friend Miss. Perfect Insanity!

Miss. PI: WAAAZZZUUUPPP! XD

Me: WAAAZZZUUUPPP! XD

Miss. PI: Hey you seen any Shinigami here lately?

Me: Yeah actually! I saw Ichigo! *fan-girl scream*

Miss. PI: OMG! No way, I saw him too! That sexy strawberry jumped right over my house! XD

Me: O.o Whoa! That is super awesomtastic! Hey, wanna say hi? *evil grin*

Miss. PI: Heck yeah! *Super wide evil grin*

Me: Awesome! I can bring him here with my super amazing Author powers! XD *Ichigo appears out of nowhere*

Ichigo: Whaa…? Where am I? How did I get here?

Me: You're at my secret Author hideout and I'm the Author, so I can do anything! Muhahahahhaahh!

Ichigo: Hideout…? Author…? You're insane!

Me: Noooooo, SHE'S Insane… *points to Miss. PI*

Miss. PI: It's true it's in my name. U.U

Ichigo: *sweat drops* Why am I here?

Me: We just wanted to say hi!

Ichigo: *sweat drops again* …what?

Me and Miss. PI: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! XD *waves in his face*

Ichigo: *backs away* uhhhh….

Miss. PI: *Gets all up in Ichigo's face* Why didn't you say hi back? *whines* Are you sad or something? I can change that! *starts tickling Ichigo*

Ichigo: No wait! AHHHAhahahahahahaahahahah, no please stop, Ahahahahahahahah! I'm gonna DIE! Ahahahahaahahahah!

Me: Wait! I wanna tickle him too! XD *starts tickling Ichigo too*

Ichigo: HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH, no it's too much! HAHAAHhahhaahahahhhaa…..

Miss. PI: NO! Stop he's not breathing anymore, Noooooo…. * starts shaking Ichigo really hard* WAKE UP ICHIGO!

Me: Oh noes! I guess we'll just have to give him mouth to mouth! *smiles innocently* I'll save you Ichigo!

Miss. PI: No! *pushes me out of the way* I'll save you Ichigo! * starts leaning towards Ichigo*

Ichigo: *jerks awake and takes a big breath* NONONONonononono I'm okay really there's no need! I'm alive!

Me: Awwwwww, he's ok, I really wanted to kis- I mean save him!*pouts*

Miss. PI: Me too! Save him over and over and over again! *sad face*

Me: You're no fun Ichi!

Ichigo: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Me: But your sisters call you that all the time! :}

Ichigo: Well yeah, but there my sisters and I- … wait… how did you know that? Have you been stalking me?

Me: Not in a threatening way. *smiles innocently*

Miss. PI: Ichi is soooooo cute! * starts singing* Ichi~Ichi~Ichi~Ichigo!

Ichigo: What the heck? You too! You're all stalkers! Now let me go!

Miss. PI: Like Kit Kinya said, not in a threatening way! *Smiles and starts giggling insanely* Why would we let you go? You silly strawberry. *teehee*

Ichigo: *looks at her terrified*

Me: No Miss. PI! You're scaring him! *Pushes her out of a window*

Miss. PI: *Jumps back through window* Ha! You can't get rid of me that easily! I have a super indestructible (and fashionable) trench coat! I'm also a sub- Author! MUHAhahahaahhahahh!

Me: You're scaring him again! * Both look over at Ichigo to see him curled up in a ball rocking back and forth*

Ichigo: Gotomyhappyplace gotomyhappyplace gotomyhappyplace!

Miss. PI: …. No! You're the one he didn't want to kiss!

Me: He didn't want to kiss you either! *Me and Miss. PI get into a cat fight*

Ichigo: *slowly sneaking away* I gotta get outta here! *Sneaks towards a door, pulls it open, and runs out. He suddenly finds himself in his room.*

Rukia: When did you get here? And WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? *hits him in head with manga*

Ichigo: OW! I have ABSOLUTLY no idea where I have been…. I think I'm just gonna get some sleep and hope I forget what happened. *collapses on his bed*

Rukia: … uhhhh… Okay?

Me: Awww! Ichi is so cute when he's confused. *peaking through his window*

Miss. PI: *Pops up next to me* Yeah he is! *sighs dreamily* We should kidnap him again some time!

ME: Definitely. *evil smile* And DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, or I'll push you out the window again! *hits Miss. Perfect Insanity on the head* Well until next time folks!

BOTH: BYE BYE! *vanish into thin air*