So this is the script for The Host clubs play ( story/story_ ?storyid=10644028&chapter=1/ )

I know it's simple and may not be perfect but A) I don't write scripts and B) it's more of an idea for those reading the Host Clubs Play of what the script is about as it may not make much sense yet xD


Fujioka Haruhi – Little Red
Suoh Tamaki – The she wolf
Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru – woodcutters
Mitzkuni Hunnynozuka and Takashi Morinozuka – narrators
Ootori Kyoya – Grandma

(Haruhi enters from left)

Haruhi: What a beautiful day, Mother says I should take these cakes to Grandma to help her feel better as she's been a little under the weather lately, if I follow this path I should be okay

(Haruhi exits right and Tamaki enters from left)

Tamaki: (GIRL voice) I love strolling in the beautiful sun, it makes all my worries disappear in an instant, these beautiful flowers, the fresh air and the people you meet just make this life worth while at the end of the day (Looks right and sees Haruhi enter from left) are my eyes deceiving me? (Tamaki hides behind tree, watches Haruhi walk past) such a beautiful young lady in the forest...

Haruhi: (walking along not noticing anything) maybe if I walk through the trees I will get to Grandma's quicker

Tamaki: I must talk to this beautiful creature immediately!

Hikaru and Kaoru: (Enter from stage right) Stop right there!

Hikaru: That young lady is important to us

Kaoru: we will not let you get your grubby paws on her!

(Hikaru and Kaoru pull out axes and chase Tamaki away)

Hunny: Little Red riding hood is a very pretty girl and all the forest people and creature would love to be with her and stroke her hair

Mori: The Woodcutters protect Little Red as she strolls through the wood

Hunny: And they chase Mrs Wolf away!

(Tamaki sneaks in from top stage right)

Tamaki: (Growls) As if those pesky woodcutters scared me off again, I will find that girl and make her mine once and for all, I will not let them get to her first (exits stage right)

(Haruhi enters and scene changes to Grandmas bedroom)

Haruhi: (knocking on door) Oh Grandma, I've come to deliver some cakes to make you feel better, am I okay to come in?

Kyoya: (Laid in bed) of course you are my dear, come in, come in

Haruhi: okay (Enters Grandma's room) Look Grandma, I made you some fresh cakes, mother said I should bring them too you, and on my way I met a strange pair of woodcutters but they were really nice
(Knocking on Grandma's door)

Kyoya: now who could that be? Would you mind getting it for me dear?

Haruhi: of course not Granny (Opens the door)

Tamaki: (Down on one knee)

Hunny: To Little Reds surprise there was the wolf, down on one knee

Mori: proposing maybe?

Hunny: To Little Reds surprise there was the wolf, down on one knee

Mori: proposing maybe?

Hunny: he poured his heart of to the pretty little red

Tamaki: I have been watching you all day, and I have decided, that I love you my dear! I want you to be with me forever, I want to come home to such a pearl every night after my hunt, for you to cook me meals and give me hugs

(Hikaru and Kaoru enter from right)

Hikaru: Little red, are you okay?

Kaoru: is this wolf bothering you?

Hikaru: if so we can hurt him...a lot

Hunny: The woodcutters pull their axes and head towards the wolf

Kyoya: he was being a total nuisance! If you two could take care of him then I would happily let you marry my granddaughter

(Haruhi jumps in front of the twins)

Haruhi: No wait! What if I want to be with the wolf? What if I love the wolf as well? And what if I want to be with him?

Kyoya: do you?

Haruhi: I do...

Hunny: the wolf and Haruhi married the next day

Mori: being the first wolf/human couple

Hunny: and living happily ever after

(End with big kiss between Haruhi and Tamaki)