A/N:PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I know I have been a troll, not posting anything up in 5 days. To make it up to you, I shall write a fluffy! So in this story, Penelope gets a game called the Sims 3 (heard of it?) and well... she's been a bit naughty with it!
Penelope knew she should have been doing her job, especially considering that she was at her workplace... but she didn't care. Spencer gave her the best game ever in her opinion, she has had the Sims 3 for exactly twelve hours, 37 minutes and 5 second and she already figured out half the cheats and had ten alien babies, all being fed by her own butler. She died ten times, only to be brought back to life and married six different men. She was still a bit bored with her own game, so she exited to the main screen to make a new family
Hmmm, she thought. What if... she created a male character with loose, curly hair, chocolate brown eyes, a sweater vest and slacks, and mismatched socks. Oh yes, he was the spitting image her boyfriend Spencer. The she made a raven haired beauty with a v-neck and jeans, an Emily Prentiss. She continued making the entire team (including her sparkly self) and created a simulated version of the BAU.
"Now let's see what I can do with all of you," She said with an evil glint in eye. She made Spencer look out through the telescope at ten o'clock. Forced Emily on to Derrek and (somehow) made a pregnant David Rossi. She cackled, this was too much. She clicked and punched keys to her liking. Soon, her boss was doing some dirty dancing with J.J and she was married to Spencer, who was an alien now, you know, for looking through the telescope. Oh, and Derrek was now a sexy werewolf, Emily somehow became a hooker (not Penelope's fault!) and Rossi now had more kids than he ever had wives. Man this game was a kick
"Well, I see your enjoying yourself," Spencer said, popping his head through the door of Penelope's lair. She jumped.
"Ah!" she yelled. "Honey, don't scare a pregnant lady, especially if your the one who knocked her up!"
"Sorry," Spencer smiled throwing his hands up in the air.
"Say, wait here and I'll get coffee, I finally got over the damn morning sickness, so I can drink it now." Penelope said.
"I'll be here, Pen. I finished all my files anyway. Now I'm waiting for Morgan to put some of his on my desk." Spencer said. Penelope kissed him on the cheek and left to get them coffee, leaving her laptop unattended. Spencer peered at it, wondering what she was doing on there. "Just a peek." He said to himself.
He looked at the screen and got wide eyed, as he saw a miniature Rossi, pregnant and dancing with a drunken J.J and Hotchner. "Penelope!" he squeaked, running out of the lair to catch up with her.
A/N: Yeah, I just got my Sims 3 (finally!) and lets say some of this is based on true events... that's all I will say. In fact, I'm going to stop talking. K
