Paul: You were serious about writing this?
Paul: Don't write this, for your own sake.
Dawn: Paul, you're such a brute!
Drew: This story is going to turn out SO bad…*flips hair*
May: Don't do that! It's annoying!
Drew: Don't do what, this? *Smirks while flipping his hair again*
May: Yeah, it's annoying!
*Gets into screaming argument. Everybody sweatdrops*
Me: Get on the set people! Story's starting! Hey, who wants the disclaimer? Misty, go!
Misty: Nanny does not own Pokemon or its characters in any sort of way. She just owns her idea for the story, as well as a bunch of other stuff in her room.
Me: Good job! Now, on with the story!
Misty's POV
I swiftly dived into the cool water, swimming like a slick Buizlel through the turquoise pool water. This was more like it.
Being a water person, I was more at home in the water than even in my own room. I'm already an experienced water-pokemon master with extremely well-trained Pokemon (excluding Psyduck…) so I'm an amazing swimmer as well.
I burst through the water, splashing Dawn, who appeared next to me.
"Hey!" Dawn yelled, smiling childishly. She splashed me, giggling like a toddler. I splashed back and soon we were in a raging fight. Piplup was helping out Dawn with Bubblebeam. You know, I should get out one of my pokemon…
Paul rolled his eyes as he made his way over. "Break it up, Troublesome and…Cloudy." He spread his arms between her and I, and the fighting stopped.
Dawn whined, "My name's Dawn! Dawn!"
I growled, "My name's not Cloudy, its Misty! We all know you forget Dawn's name, but why did you just forget mine?"
"You know, you'd be a great thunder cloud if you tried." Paul added with a smirk.
"OH.NO.YOU.DIDN'T!" I practically screeched, pulling out my mallet of doom, Malletory. Paul shrunk back a little, but didn't back down. Malletory is basically a mallet that I use to hit dense idiots, or people who annoy me. It strikes fear into everybody's hearts. Except my friends, of course.
While I thrashed around at Paul like my Gyrados, I saw out of the corner of my eye Ash sitting at the table in the shade of the orange umbrella gobbling up all sorts of delicacies. The table was practically falling over from the weight of multiple buckets, bags, baskets, and bottles of French-fries, sandwiches, lemonade, ice-cream, and cookies. Nothing healthy that I could see. Classic Ash. Pikachu was there too, sharing the food, and hugging a bottle of ketchup.
Gary, meanwhile, being the lazy bum he is, was just tanning on a long lawn chair with a little tropical drink with one of those tiny twirly umbrellas in them. "This is the life!" Gary remarked, changing his leg's position, though he already was a healthy shade of pink. Marina and Jimmy were hanging out near the ice-cream bar in the shade doing who knows what. Some of our friends were in the deep end too. But I didn't see May or Drew anywhere...
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Actually, I'm not sure.
I observed May coming up to the super-tall diving board about a gazillion feet high. She gulped as she grasped on to the metal ladder tightly as she slowly climbed up the ladder.
I started cheering for her shouting "Go May!" I don't even know why se's going up there, but it looked like she needed support. Everybody else noticed and joined in. By the time she was on the flimsy thin, blue, plastic top, she was smiling and looking pretty confident. But all that was lost when she took a look down. She started shaking and I don't think she was cold. Not on a 90 degree day.
That's when I saw Drew sneak up behind her. Lyra was about to warn her, but she was too late as Drew roughly pushed her off, flipping and spinning like a top. She let out an ear-piercing scream as she plummeted toward the pool. I'm surprised I didn't go deaf!
She made a huge belly flop into the water, and tidal waves were formed. Drew was laughing his head off, while all the other guys were snickering (except Ash, who was still stuffing his face), and all us girls ran/waded to her and asked if she was okay in a flurry of shrieks.
She was coughing up water and taking deep breaths and hyperventilating. Drew saw this and gracefully flipped into the air before doing a perfect dive in, with barely a trace of a splash. Show off.
She wouldn't stop hyperventilating, and I was started to get freaked. She couldn't be okay. I took out Malletory and started beating Drew to pulp while screaming, "You could've killed her!"
All the other girls were telling her to calm down and that it was okay while patting her back, loads of water getting spit out. The boys had all crowded around, making it even more stressful for her. Her face was as red as a Tomato berry and she started wheezing and hacking.
Marina obviously knew CPR (I did too, but I was busy bashing Drew), being the smart one, and proceeded to walk up to May and do some fancy banging on her chest. May immediately calmed down and started breathing normally. We all sighed, not realizing we had been holding our breath.
That was until May opened her eyes and flashed them angrily at Drew. Drew cowered back afraid, while the rest of us took that as our cue to go. Trust me, you DO NOT want to be stuck with an angry May.
Turning on my heel, I swiftly sprinted out of the pool area, the others behind me. But, out of nowhere, Drew sped ahead of us. He must've been running high, because he was going at like, 200 miles per hour. May was right behind him, basically like an evil war machine trying to shred Drew to pieces. Ouch…
Me: If you thought that was good, just wait till you see what's comes next!
Paul: *Yawns*
Gary: *Fake sleeps*
Ash: *Actually sleeps and snores too*
Me: GUYS!
Jimmy: I gotta agree, not too good…
Zoey: I liked it…
May: You made it sound like I have anger issues or something! I'm not that bad, right guys?
*Everybody's silent and crickets chirping can be heard*
May: *Faces her back to them and pouts* Meanies…
Drew: *Staring with wide eyes and shocked expression*what happened to me! I'm going to die! Save me, please!
*Everybody sweatdrops*
Me: Keep, reading, and Drew will make it out alive! Don't you want that, dear readers? R&R plz!
Stay tuned for more awesomeness in the next chappie!
~Edited on November 1, 2011
