After reading a review from Sailor Titain, I've decided to fulfill her request on behalf of tf fan and do Christmas--with the Decepticons! Brace yourselves! Oh yeah...I don't own anything except the plot--if that.
It was a crisp, clear, and COLD day in December, and for once the ramparts were silent. The only sound in the Decepticon base was that of humming and happy music...
It was a crisp, clear, and COLD day in December, and for once the ramparts were silent. The only sound in the Decepticon base was that of humming and happy music...
Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with goowho gums and bizilbix and wums
Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door
Hang up whoboohoo bricks
Then run out and get some more!
Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with goowho gums and bizilbix and wums
Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door
Hang up whoboohoo bricks
Then run out and get some more!
Hang pantookas on the ceilings
Pile pankunas on the floor
Trim every blessed needle on the blessed Christmas tree
Christmas comes tomorrow
Trim you, trim me!
Trim up your pets with fuzzle fuzz
And whiffer bloofs, and wuzzle wuzz
Trim up your uncle and your aunt
With yards of whofut flant
Trim every house in Whoville from the cellar to the roof
Hang up a mile of dafflers
And three miles of snaffer snoof!
Hang dang-donglers on the bathtub
Trim the occupant the with floof
To every home in Whoville and to every blessed Who
Christmas comes tomorrow
Trim me, trim you!
Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with goowho gums
And bizilbix and wums...
Trim up the tree with bizilbix and wums!
Megatron could hardly believe what he saw as he entered his throne room. In the middle was a large green tree covered with twinkling lights and pretty decorations in every color of the spectrum. Glass swans and ballet slippers twinkled in the light, and a shining silver star adorned the top. Garlands in pine bedecked with red, gold, and blue ribbons lined the entrances, exits, and hung from the ceiling. Wreaths hung in strategic places on the walls, along with additional twinkling lights. All in all, it was a beautiful sight.
If Megatron had been a time bomb, it would have been possible to sense his ticking. Haley and the Authoress cringed from their hiding place.
Haley/Authoress: Three.....Two.....One....
Megatron: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DARK MATRIX IS THIS??!!!
The sheer power and noise of Megatron's bellow brought all the Decepticons from their quarters and into the throne room. What they saw shocked and disgusted them.
Decepticons: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DARK MATRIX IS THIS??!!!
Very, very, VERY slowly, Haley and the Authoress emerged from their hiding place, smiling sheepishly.
Haley: Erm....Merry Christmas?
All Decepticons: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DARK MATRIX IS THIS??!!!
Haley: Calm down, calm down. You see, here on Earth we have a VERY special holiday, celebrated by people all over the world. It's called...
Authoress: CHRISTMAS!
Haley/Authoress: And WE decorated your base!
Megatron, Starscream, Demolisher and Tidal Wave all examined the decorations more closely, interest and puzzlement on their faceplates. Cyclonus toyed with the lights, careful not break a single one. Megatron's anger quickly cooled as interest overcame it.
Megatron: What was the holiday called again?
Haley: Christmas. It's a time for peace and good will for everyone. We decided to share our Christmas joy with you.
Authoress: Actually, Haley thought that you guys were--
Haley: quickly slaps a hand over her mouth Keep quiet, girl. We don't need them to know that...o-kay.
Authoress: nods
Haley/Authoress: Can it stay? Puh-leeeeeeeeeze?
Both girls looked up at the Decepticon general with starry eyes, begging him to let them keep their little Christmas project. Megatron was silent for a moment, before turning to Starscream.
Megatron: What do you think?
Starscream: Well, it IS a lot more...colorful. I don't see the harm in it, Meagtron.
Megatron: --()...Fine. They can stay.
Haley and her friend jumped up and down for joy, cheering loudly.
Megatron: Be quiet!
Haley/Authoress: Yes, sir.
Well, this is where I'll stop for now! Please leave reviews and let me know what you think! Also, HELP! I need direction! points to the Review button in the corner.
