Lunatic Psyker was weird. Okay all the Adds were weird but this guy was a meat head. Nemesis admits that he wasn't as bad as Esper but DiE has taken creepy to a whole new level. Nonetheless, Psyker was still weird.
"What are you doing..." Nemesis walked in on Psyker wearing nothing but an apron on the kitchen table in 'mermaid on a rock' style. A rose was in his mouth and if weren't for his weird position and lack of clothing, he looked normal. Psyker took the rose out of his mouth, holding the stem in between two fingers. "What do you think I'm doing?" he smirked and got off the table. Thank god the apron was long enough to at least reach his thighs.
"Answer my question you imbecile!" Eve glared at the white haired idiot. Add giggled and shook his head. "We're alone, in a house, with many beds. Do you get it now?" Psyker neared the Queen of Destruction with a shit eating grin. Eve crossed her arms and shifted weight between her legs, this naked jerk in front of her was giving her a...disturbing look. "That's absurd, I saw Seraph approximately three minutes ago."
"Esper took her somewhere,"
"How about Mastermind and Empress?"
"Mastermind was dragged to a dungeon by Empress."
"Then why didn't you go anywhere?" Eve continued to glare at Psyker as his nasty grin never wavered. "I'm hurt your highness, do you not like my presence?" Lunatic faked a hurt look dramatically. The Nasod Queen rolled her fierce eyes, "I do not wish to be alone with an idiot, I rather leave now." Nemesis had a nagging feeling in her gut that told her Psyker was the one who intentionally wanted for them to be alone. That would explain his get up and the quick disappearance of the others.
Eve was about to turn around and storm out the kitchen but her left arm was caught in a tight grip. "Let me go you idiot." Nemesis said blankly. "Awww, why would I? We were just about to get...frisky..." he purred in her ear. A shiver slithered down Nemesis's back, this guy really is an imbecile. A hand glided down her petite figure and lifted her up. "What are you doing?!" Eve shouted in surprise. Psyker ignored her protest and set her on the kitchen counter, from that point on all you heard was 'pleasurable noises'.
SPECIAL ENDING SINCE I'M TRASH
"Add, why were you wearing an apron?" Eve snuggled into Psyker's chest with her arms wrapped around his neck. Lunatic tensed and chuckled sheepishly. He was not ready to tell her why. Damn you Mastermind and your stupid dares!
I had fun with this -3-
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-SilverSky
