Hola! It's Blue and Orange Roses! My computer has decided on being my buddy so I'm writing fanfics like crazy in case it decides that it hates me again! This is my Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover! I had started this like a few weeks ago but it was so complicated and hard to understand so I'm starting over (Lucky for you!)
Disclaimer: I do not own the magical boy nor his new, incredibly cute companion with the automail. But I do happen to own fma playing cards, and fantastically the 6 of clubs is one of Ed without a shirt! *squeeeeeee* I carry all 52 around with me everywhere!
Ed: So you carry around pictures of me without a shirt?
Me: Yep! I'm fangirl can you tell? I also have some Royai pics if you wanna see!
Ed: No thanks.
Mustang: I wanna see those!
Hawkeye: Colonel, I came here to help you with paperwork, not look at Royai.
Mustang: Is that all you came for Hawkeye? I'm disappointed. (Ha Ha I had to Aubree, I used your FB line!)
Me: O.O yes!
Ed came out of the Colonel's office depressed. He was muttering things, "So unscientific! Why me?" He walked over to Alphonse.
"What is it Brother?", He asked.
He sighed, "I'm just one lucky boy Al!", he said sarcastically, "Not only am I the youngest State Alchemist in history, I'm the youngest teacher in history! Oh and the first person ever to give public alchemy lessons to children! Whoooo!" He flopped on the bench. "I'm just a history maker aren't I?"
"Oh? Who are you teaching?", Al asked, using that adorable domo chibi face.
"I'm being shipped off to Britain! Not only am I teaching at a place called Hogwarts, I'm teaching this at a magic school! I mean that bastard must enjoy pissing me off, he knows how much I hate unscientific believers!", Ed complained. It was true, Ed was strictly a science person. He didn't believe in God and most certainly miracles or magic.
"Am I coming too, brother?", Alphonse asked.
"Yeah, when I asked, he said that they supposedly have enchanted suits of armor walking around there so your fine.", Ed seemed skeptical.
"Well that's good!", Al said, happily.
"Yeah c'mon we're going to have to switch trains eventually, and the first one leaves in an hour. Let's go.", Ed said, dragging his suitcase out of Alphonse's armor.
-At the train station-
Ed and Alphonse climbed into the train. They sat down in the nearest empty seat.
A woman came up to them, "Hello boys, mind if I sit with you?"
The Elric brothers looked at each other then at the woman, "Um yeah, sure.", Ed told her.
She sat down and took off her hat. A wave of blonde hair fell from it. She took off the fake glasses she was wearing.
"Gah! Lieutenant Hawkeye?", Ed was surprised.
"Shhhhhh. I don't want anyone to know I'm here. I got direct orders from the Colonel to accompany you to this school and watch over you while you're there. I want them to think that I'm just your teaching partner ok?", She whispered.
"Really? The Colonel wanted you to come with us?" Now Ed was really surprised.
"He's not the kind of person you think he is Edward, he really does care for your safety.", She said.
"I know, he's just looking out for me.", Ed spoke like he was being lectured by her. He looked out the window and soon fell asleep.
I know it's short but a good start, no? Just a head's up, I think you'll really like the magic trio's reaction to Ed and his alchemy lessons. I like Hermione and all but she just needs something to show her that she's not the smartest person on the planet and Alchemy is just the thing. I'm starting to get the creative flow going at last! Speaking of which, Aubree, you gotta keep coming up with those awesome disclaimers got it? P.S. Every time you don't review, Ed gets sent on another pointless mission. He's starting to get pissed off so you might wanna hit that review button.
