the andvventrues of cory snd his love intrtest HOUSE… he suddendly relised he waes in luv wiht the hosue and ddi not kno wat to do so he creyd a lot… he approched his dear sweet besf trueinds nicolis cag and grorg washtington but theyd int kno what to do ether so he aproched da PREZIDINTS DAWTUR karkta vantus….. who was verey sassy and a brat so she ddnt giv him eny advis he just said 'o snap cory u got some srrrrs dramaz goin on…..' and left 2 plya dippy dippy dolfins.
cory beecame vry emo and his skin trirned grey and he sprowted horns that were shaepd like houses 2 edxpress his luv for the howuse n he was vrry emo and goffic and onley shaopped at hot topic and was emo and a vampire. he still luvhd house because she was butiful arkitekster and cory was just a sad lil emo vampir trol child wiht unhepplful bffsies…..
sudenly cory wnett bak 2 house and wisppered 'house i luv u….' and house wispred back 'do u lub me 4evr…/?' coory sadi 'noooooo…' thne the house ran acros da street be4 da green man cam on da sine but how did it run its a huouse…..? house didnt die tho becuz its a house and cory was like HOUSE I MEAN I LUV U 5 EVER DAT MEAN MORE DEN 4EVER….. and huouse luvd him bak so he becam coryt again and wasnt emo or anyfin so he visited da galzaxys and yelld at the empres becuz he wasnt a trol now so he DUZ WAT HE WANSTS…..
den corey went to da grene moon with house adn told da folt and da mednut croo 2 stAP fiting becuz it was meen so they became best ffrends furevr and snewmon and spuds sluck held hands as bffs becuz cory said so… den he told his storey and doc scrutch creid
and thend cory went bak 2 erth and da PREZUDINT was like HEY CORY SUP SUP BRO UR NOW PRIZUDONUT so corye was predisent and npt hanna mntana becus she wus mean….. so house wuz da fyrst ladey and hanna montnta waz nothgn at all she wuz zent to DA MOON cory dindt like her all she wus smelly and lame so den he went to da combuination pizza hut and taco bell wit da hiblods but dey loltld hum 2 leve so he did and wrnt back 2 da house wher he livd and was also in luv wit so he porposed to houwse and de elopd and livd hapely evr af ter but they knewe sumday som1 wud play sborb so they dcided 2 make a law aginst it excupt dey cudnt becuz LERD ENGROSH WUZ ALREDY THER so den corey took da magix from da tv box and usd his magic abiltiys to put sborb & lrd engrush in da slammur and den ke$$$$$ha showd up but he cudnt stop ke$$ha becuz she wuz his HERO„„„„„
so ke$ha hugd corey but house got jeluz and ran awa y and cory wwas then homelsesss becauz houtse left him so house divorcd him….. corey felt sads and toled ke$$$$$$$$Ha he h8ed her and put her in da slamr also becuz she make house run away so den corey cald hourse. he aplogized to ouse and they fel in luvz agin and got remareyd. dey kissd and went bak 2 runnin da contry becaws COREY IZ IN DA ….. AND ALSO DA PREZUNDONUT. the end.
