This story takes place at Hawaii's Walmart (the one below Sam's Club). Thanks to you guys, and the freaking 5 year old pulled my pants down. True story. SasuSaku kissing. Nothing more than that you pervs. Fuck you Walmart.
Walking down isle's of Walmart. Smelling the sent of plastic. Yes. It's just another day at Walmart.
"Sas-gay!" the blonde yelled out. The black haired man turned around to fine the 'dobe' running towards him carrying cereal.
"Shut the fuck up dobe." He and the blonde were standing right in the baby isle.
"That's not nice Sas-gay!" The dark haired male punched the blue eyed blond right in the jaw. The blone grabbed his jaw, "S-sas-gay…" almost in tears the blonde kicked the man.
"I'll kill—"
"Sausy-cakes!" a pink haired female yelled and jumped onto him, "You remember Lee don't you, Sausy-cakes?"
('.')
Looking into the TV screen he saw his room mate Lee in only his underwear.
"The power of youth in all in the push-ups!" he yelled as Gai popped into the picture, muscular and toned. He was flexing his muscles.
"And lookie here!" Lee pointed to Gai, "He's 40 and he has—"
He turned of the TV. It would have been better if I just watched porn. He thought.
('.')
The black haired man nodded in disgust.
"Well Sasuke…" she stated, "I decided that I would buy that work-out DVD and exercise even more!" she hugged Sasuke tighter. The blonde haired male started to laugh hysterically.
"Shut the fuck up dobe." Sasuke said, threatening to punch his so-called friend.
"I mean did you even see Gai's abs?" Sakura said in awe, "They were so chiseled!"
Sasuke was already about to through-up. Did she just say that he had chiseled abs? Now at this point Sasuke was jealous.
"Hi Sas-gay!"
Sasuke turned around to fine Sai and Ino holding hands. Naruto looked at Sai with wide eyes.
"I thought you were gay!" he yelled. Hinata, who just walked into the picture blushed at the blonde's rash statement.
"D-does it mind anyone that were in the middle of a baby isle?" Hinata said. Ino, Sai, Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Temari shivered.
I young boy came running through the baby isle. The young boy had a big grin on his face. He latched himself onto Sasuke's pants.
"Awe…" Sakura said. But before long the boy pulled them down. Reveling Sas-gay's boxers.
"No way Sas-gay…" the whole group said as they stood there in awe. Then they all started to chuckle.
"I didn't know that the great Uchiha Sasuke wore duck boxers." Sakura said as the group 6 started laughing. Sas-gay started to pull his pants back up.
After he got them up and tied Sasuke started looking around. But unfortunately, Sasuke's boxers was reveled to the whole shopping mall. Poor Sas-gay.
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"Sasuke…" Sakura said lying on their bed, "Who gave you those boxers?"
Sasuke paused for a minute, "I bought them…"
This was short, I KNOW… Dammit. I'll make it longer. Haha. This happened to me. And unfortunately I still never found that 5 year old prick! I'm coming for you bastard! OH, and no… I don't wear duck underwear… that's just weird…
