Disclaimer: I don't own anything (sadly…)

A/N: I don't really know, this idea just popped into my head. I'm lying here on my couch watching my 54 episodes of csi Miami I have on my TV. My sister and I were like chasing each other and I fell and hit my head. Now I can't go to sleep because my doctor said they don't know if I have a concussion, and might go into a coma if I fall asleep. Fun right?

The italics are Eric's thoughts

Miami Dade Crime Lab, with its glass walls, gave Eric Delko the perfect opportunity to slack off. Watching people was fun. Who said that scientist are boring? Oh contraire, sometimes Eric thought that he should cancel his cable. Sitting back and watching the people in the lab was like being in one huge soap opera.

He began his "viewing" with a quick look over to the DNA lab. Natalia and Valera were giggling about something or another. Oh great girl talk, next. Just as he was about to shift his focus to a different lab, he spotted Ryan pacing nervously in the corridor. Oh so that's what they're laughing about. Can't Wolfe see that the walls are made of freaking glass? He watched for a few more seconds as Ryan, who was staring to slightly resemble a squirrel that had been struck by lightning, composed himself and strutted into the DNA lab. Oh this ought to be good. I wonder if it's Natalia or Valera. Probably not Natalia, we all know how that ended up. He smirked to himself at the thought of Ryan and Natalia's last go around.

He couldn't hear them talking, stupid walls, but he could see the sweat starting to form on Ryan's brow. Man, I wish I had some popcorn. Ryan fidgeted with his hands slightly, and looked to the floor. Natalia and Valera's faces gave nothing away. I wonder which one he is asking out. Suddenly Ryan blurted something out then looked around as if to find the nearest escape route. Still muted by the walls, Eric couldn't make out what they were saying, but supposed it was something along the lines of "you're hot. Go out with me?" Eric sighed as he shook his head. Poor clueless Wolfe. He's never going to get girls that way. Man, I should really learn to read lips, I can't figure out which one he asked out. Hopefully it's not Natalia; I don't think Ryan could handle that…AGAIN. As soon as the thought crossed his mind, a smile graced over the pretty face of Valera. Oh my god, its Valera! Is she going to say yes? I hope she does, I don't think Wolfe could take anymore rejection. Although he couldn't read lips, he didn't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that the (quite passionate) kiss that Valera gave him probably meant that she liked him too. Way to go wolf man.

Eric leaned back in his chair. Maybe coming to work wasn't so bad after all. He heard some muffled giggling, and turned his head to see Maxine and Natalia walking down the arched hallway, heads ducked whispering into each other's ears. He turned his head back to the DNA lab where Ryan still stood; face a mixture of shock and pleasure. He sighed. Guess I'll have to go get him. He stood from his seat preparing to go pull Ryan out of his trance. At that moment Ryan seemed to snap out of his gaze, and a huge childlike smile spread over his features. Eric sat back down in his chair just as Ryan turned to leave the DNA lab.

Oh my god! Is his shirt tucked into his underwear!? Eric was soon on the floor of the trace lab, tears streaming down his face.

Oh yes, definitely better than cable.

A/N: The whole shirt in the underwear thing happened last week to my Spanish . I know that it's kinda mean but OMG! It was so freaking funny. My friend Arielle and I were on the ground crying for like ten minutes. Lmao