Authors note: ok im going to go out on a limb here and try this but I may just end up just loping of the ending. K here goes

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the lord of the rings trilogy

Bilbo: no talkie till party

Gandalf: still going to pull that pointless little disappearing act after your party?

Bilbo: just a joke

Gandalf: who's laughing now

The long expected party

Bilbo: welcome to my party

Hobbits: wheres the food

Gandalf: sets of fire works

Hobbits: genius

Marry and Pippin: set of big fireworks

Hobbits; Dragon

Gandalf :glares

Hobbits: speech

Bilbo: my fellow hobbits

Hobits: pass around the beer

Bilbo: I like half of you twice as much as I should and twice of you half as much as you disserve

Hobbits:………

Bilbo: bye now (dispears)

Frodo: oh drat

Back at house

Gandalf: that was dumb

Bilbo: what ev

Gandalf: leave the plot point for Frodo

Bilbo: no touchy my precious

Gandalf: don't make me hurt you

Bilbo: whimper

Gandalf: want to help you not harm you

Bilbo: k im off

Gandalf: the plot point

Bilbo:oh its still conveniently stored in my pocket

Gandalf : drop it

Later

Frodo: Bilbo

Gandalf: hes gone and left you his plot point and the rest of the stuff in the house that is slightly les significant.

Frodo: you take the plot point

Gandalf: do not tempt me

Frodo: but

Gandalf: I passed the test , Bye now im off to figure out the history of this plot point and will not come to cheak on you till your at laest 50, keep it secrete keep it safe.

Frodo:…..

Much later

Gandalf: appears at window after knoking for quit a wile Frodo open the door befor I blast it open

Frodo :Gandalf

Gandalf : is it secrete is it safe

Frodo: what the plot point yay it in my closet

Gandalf: let me tell you a story

Frodo :k

Gandalf proceeds to tell Frodo the long and drawn out history of the plot point with Frodo interrupting quit a lot.

Gandalf: this is the one ring

Frodo : how do you know genius

Gandalf : takes ring throws in fire

Frodo : hey my plot point

Gandalf: sit down and shut up

Frodo: k

Gandalf :picks up ring with tongs and give to Frodo

Gandalf: what do you see

Frodo :nothing .. Wait Gallic

Gandalf: ha ha that confirms it you doomed

Sam: rustles in bushes

Gandalf: pulls sam from bushes

Frodo : thank god its not a ring raith

Gandalf: you go with Frodo

Sam yah elves

Gandalf: leave soon

Frodo :k

Authers note ok so that's the first installment and ill hopefully have the second one out to you shortly. if that is you still feel like reading this ridiculously drawn out yet some what comical summery. O and im holding out on updating until ive got at least 10 reviews so if you want to see more of this click that button and tell me what you think.