Authors note: ok im going to go out on a limb here and try this but I may just end up just loping of the ending. K here goes
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the lord of the rings trilogy
Bilbo: no talkie till party
Gandalf: still going to pull that pointless little disappearing act after your party?
Bilbo: just a joke
Gandalf: who's laughing now
The long expected party
Bilbo: welcome to my party
Hobbits: wheres the food
Gandalf: sets of fire works
Hobbits: genius
Marry and Pippin: set of big fireworks
Hobbits; Dragon
Gandalf :glares
Hobbits: speech
Bilbo: my fellow hobbits
Hobits: pass around the beer
Bilbo: I like half of you twice as much as I should and twice of you half as much as you disserve
Hobbits:………
Bilbo: bye now (dispears)
Frodo: oh drat
Back at house
Gandalf: that was dumb
Bilbo: what ev
Gandalf: leave the plot point for Frodo
Bilbo: no touchy my precious
Gandalf: don't make me hurt you
Bilbo: whimper
Gandalf: want to help you not harm you
Bilbo: k im off
Gandalf: the plot point
Bilbo:oh its still conveniently stored in my pocket
Gandalf : drop it
Later
Frodo: Bilbo
Gandalf: hes gone and left you his plot point and the rest of the stuff in the house that is slightly les significant.
Frodo: you take the plot point
Gandalf: do not tempt me
Frodo: but
Gandalf: I passed the test , Bye now im off to figure out the history of this plot point and will not come to cheak on you till your at laest 50, keep it secrete keep it safe.
Frodo:…..
Much later
Gandalf: appears at window after knoking for quit a wile Frodo open the door befor I blast it open
Frodo :Gandalf
Gandalf : is it secrete is it safe
Frodo: what the plot point yay it in my closet
Gandalf: let me tell you a story
Frodo :k
Gandalf proceeds to tell Frodo the long and drawn out history of the plot point with Frodo interrupting quit a lot.
Gandalf: this is the one ring
Frodo : how do you know genius
Gandalf : takes ring throws in fire
Frodo : hey my plot point
Gandalf: sit down and shut up
Frodo: k
Gandalf :picks up ring with tongs and give to Frodo
Gandalf: what do you see
Frodo :nothing .. Wait Gallic
Gandalf: ha ha that confirms it you doomed
Sam: rustles in bushes
Gandalf: pulls sam from bushes
Frodo : thank god its not a ring raith
Gandalf: you go with Frodo
Sam yah elves
Gandalf: leave soon
Frodo :k
Authers note ok so that's the first installment and ill hopefully have the second one out to you shortly. if that is you still feel like reading this ridiculously drawn out yet some what comical summery. O and im holding out on updating until ive got at least 10 reviews so if you want to see more of this click that button and tell me what you think.
