Me: Hey there, peeps! I was bored, and the plot-bunny attacked me. It was a sudden brainwave...and as I said, I was bored. The songs are from my ipod, so don't be
surprise if it's not to your liking or anything.
Innerselves: If you want to waste a few minutes of your life to read this oneshot, please read this story. If not then, go back and read something else.
Me: That's not nice...Please ignore them, they're not always like this to anyone else but me.
Innerselves: Don't be naïve, dear host. But hey, that's you. She doesn't own Naruto much to her obvious disappointment.
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Prologue:-
Elaine and Emily Suoh were living with the Akatsuki ever since they followed Itachi and Kisame back to their hideout. After half a year, everyone in the Akatsuki treated
them like family. They would take turns cooking dinner, go grocery shopping, even watch tv together...Yes that isn't a typo, the Akatsuki does have a tv. (A cheap one,
thanks to Kakuzu's stinginess, but a tv nonetheless)
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Elaine's POV
From all the fanfics that I've read before Eli-chan and I arrived in this world, the Akatsuki gang...Are really the coolest characters in the Naruto world. Period. And when I'm
living the life here, I realized that the Akatsuki are the exact same as how the authors in fanfiction write them! Hey, hey! Everyone's asleep right now except me, because
I'm feeling insomniac-ish right now...so I can't even close my eyes for 5 minutes. Now I'm just writing this down on a spare piece of paper I found in the room that nee-chan
and I share. I'm bored. Aren't you? Let's write down a list of what's going on in my mind now, and maybe I'll fall asleep from the sheer boredom-ness of it.
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One. I feel like singing. Only I can't because Emi-chan's sleeping right next to me and she'll kill me if I woke her up right now.
Two. Lalala~Lala~La...I feel stupid now. It wasn't my fault I forgot that I could sing in my head.
Three. Lalalaa...I wonder how Itachi would sound like when he's singing...and Kisame. A duet would be hilarious. What about Hidan and Kakuzu...and Deidara and Sasori...and
and...Wait a second. Brainwave! What if...Emi-chan and I...were to buy a portable karaoke set! (That's possible since we've saved quite a lot of money to buy a good one...) And
tomorrow, everyone will be back from their missions...They'll want to relax...Singing is relaxing...All this equals to--
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Elaine Suoh finally fell asleep before she could even finish writing whatever she was writing.
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Emily's POV
I think imouto's finally gone nuts. Either that or she just became smarter than me. Finally. Anyways...A portable karaoke set and the Akatsuki equals to...uncontrollable fangirl
squealing later! -Cough- I'd better drink something before that...Oh, and now we'll finally be able to use that camcorder we bought a few weeks ago. Heeheehee...Oh how I wish this
world had internet, but sadly...they don't. Curse you, technology. You're never there when I need you! -Sigh- I think it's time we persuade everyone to sing soon...Eli-chan's getting
the karaoke set from our room now... Gambate, to the both of us! -A small boom was heard from the direction of the living room- What was that? I'll go check it out...
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Third person POV
To Emily and Elaine's surprise, the Akatsuki agreed to use the karaoke set. It turns out everyone was bored since Tobi accidentally exploded their tv with Deidara's bombs
just now. After arguing a little, they decided to draw straws and funnily enough, Hidan was the first to sing.
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"What kind of fucking shit is this?! I'm not going first, there's no way in hell you heathens can make me!" After a few minutes of cursing to nothing in particular, Kakuzu
finally snapped and pulled Hidan up onto the newly-erected stage in the corner of the living room. "We're singing a duet, now shut up before I slice your head off." At that,
Hidan kept quiet and meekly nodded. Elaine whispered to Emily while Kakuzu and Hidan randomly looked at the songs available, "Nee-chan, you know I still find it super
kawaii when Hidan shuts up after Kakuzu told him to."
"What do you expect, they ARE sleeping together." As soon as she said that, Elaine grinned like Christmas just came early for her. "Exactly, Emi-chan! I'm so, so happy for
them...! They were SO meant to be together" Emily started to reply her imouto when Sasori who was sitting behind them interrupted her, "Shhh...They're going to start
now."
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"Jashin knows why I'm fucking doing this, but we're going to sing The Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) by some shit-faced heathens called Akon, Lil Wayne and Niia. (AN: You guys
choose who sings what, okay?)
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Ah ah ah ah
Chorus
Some live for the bill
Some kill for the bill
She whine for the bill
Grind for the bill
(and she used to be the sweetest girl)
Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay they bill
(and she used to be the sweetest girl)
Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on the bill
High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
(Just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
High school she was
That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
(Just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
Never thought that she would come and work for the president
Mr. George Washington (where my money at?)
She thought he'd call (where my money at?)
She had a good day, bad day, sunny day, rainy day
All he wanna know is is (where my money at?)
Closed legs don't get fed, go out there and make my bread
All he wanna know is (where my money at?)
She ended up in a road car, bruised up, scarred hard
All he wanna know is (where my money at?)
She thought he'd call (where my money at?)
Chorus 2(x2)
See I'mma tell you like Wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)
Pimpin' got harder cos, hoes got smarter
On the strip is something they don't wanna be a part of
Rather be up in the club shakin' for some dub
Then triple times the money and spending it like they wanna
They got they mind on they money, money on they mind
They got they finger on the trigger, hand on the nines
See everyday they feel the struggle, but staying on they grind
And ain't nobody takin' from us, and that's the bottom line
But I know there's a drop in the block
You move slow
You getting' pressure from cops
you don't know not to lay low
Because 25 to life is no joke
To all my real gorillas thuggin'
On top of corners every day strugglin'
All the beautiful women getting' money
Washin' them dollar bills like laundry
Chorus 2(x2)
Money, money-money-money
Money, money-money-money
It drives the world crazy
She used to be
She used to be the sweetest girl
She used to be the sweetest girl ever
Now she like sour ameretta
She wears a dress to the T like the letter
And if you make it rain she will be under the weather
She used to run track back in high school
Now she tricks off the track right by school
She takes a loss cos she don't wanna see her child lose
So respect her, I'll pay up for the time used
And then she runs to the pastor
And he tells her there will be a new chapter
But she feels no different after
And then she asks him... where my money at?
Chorus 2(x2)
Chorus
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After the finishing line, loud applause was heard in the living room. "Hahaa...Figures they would sing a song about money..." said Emily to her sister as they clapped and
cheered for Hidan and Kakuzu. "Okay, the next is...our very own Uchiha Itachi...!" Pein announced since he was the commentator for the time being.
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"Kisame is singing with me." Itachi deadpanned as they stood up together and went on stage. Everyone clapped as they selected the song of their choice. "This song is
called "The Way I Are" by Timbaland, and Keri Hilson.
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Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Remember the time baby
Yeah, yeah
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we could be the perfect soulmates
Talk to me girl
Chorus
Oh
Baby, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go touch
You can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out til' we get it right
Chorus 2
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I'm are?
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like...
I ain't got no VISA
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me girl
Chorus
Chorus 2(x3)
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When their duet ended, everyone clapped just as loudly as the previous performance by Hidan and Kakuzu. While they were clapping, the Suoh sisters were giggling like
they just had three chocolate cakes (In Elaine's case, black forest chocolate cakes) offered to them. "Heeheehee...N-nee-chan...! Oh-oh...I can't stop laughing...Hahaha!"
"Wahaha! I know...Oh my God, that was just too hilarious...! And did you see the way they looked at each other...? They were totally serious! Hahaa..." As they wiped their
tears of laughter away, Pein announced the next person to sing on stage. "Next, Sasori it's your turn to come up now!"
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As he went up on stage, Elaine shouted, "Loosen up, Sasori! Stop walking like the old-man you are!" Sasori just kept quiet at her comment, but one could see that he was
annoyed by the way he stared at the selection of songs with his slightly glaring eyes. My song is Simple Plan's "Your Love is A Lie"
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I fall asleep by the telephone
It's 2 O'clock and I'm waiting up alone
Tell me where have you been?
I found a note with another name
You blow a kiss, but it just don't feel the same
Cause I can feel that you're gone
I can't bite my tongue forever
While you try to play it cool
You can hide behind your stories
But don't take me for a fool
Chorus
You can tell me that there's nobody else
(But I feel it)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself
(But I see it)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want
But I know
Your love is just a lie
(Lie)
It's nothing but a lie
(Lie)
You look so innocent
But the guilt in your voice gives you away
Yeah you know what I mean
How does it feel when you kiss when you know that I trust you
And do you think about me when he fucks you?
Could you be more obscene?
So don't try to say you're sorry
Or try to make it right
Don't waste your breath because it's too late, it's too late.
Chorus (x3)
I know you're nothing but a lie
(Lie)
Lie
(Lie)
Lie
(Lie)
Lie
Your love is just a lie
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As Sasori finished his song, Emily's and Elaine's eyes were on Deidara, while the latter's eyes were on Sasori. "D-danna, is this about-" Deidara started, but Pein
interrupted him when he announced, "To make this more interesting, Sasori, you choose the next one." Sasori made a small smile and said, "Brat, if your turn. Don't make
me wait." Deidara was speechless as he went up to finish his turn. After a while, he said, "Hello guys, yeah! I'm dedicating Simple Plan's 'I'd Do Anything' to danna, un!"
The Suoh sisters awwed and Deidara sang the first few lines.
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Another day is going by
I'm thinking about you all the time
But you're out there
And I'm here waiting
And I wrote this letter in my head
Cuz so many things were left unsaid
But now you're gone
And I can't think straight
Chorus
This could be the one last chance
To make you understand
Chorus 2
I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cuz somehow I can't put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cuz I know
I won't forget you
Together we broke all the rules
Dreaming of dropping out of school
And leave this place
To never come back
So now maybe after all these years
If you miss me have no fear
I'll be here
I'll be waiting
Chorus
Chorus 2
I close my eyes
And all I see is you
I close my eyes
I try to sleep
I can't forget you
Nanana (....)
And I'd do anything for you
Nanana (....)
Chorus 2(x2)
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When Deidara went down the make-shift stage, he placed a chaste kiss on Sasori's lips. "I didn't make you wait for too long, right danna, un?" Sasori said nothing but he
couldn't prevent the small blush on his cheeks. Some of the others wolf-whistled, while Sasori tried to hide behind Deidara inconspicuously, and failing miserably at the
same time.
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"Okay, everyone settle down...Konan's going to sing her song 'Womanizer' by Britney Spears now" No one noticed when she went on stage, but everyone paid
attention when the first bars or "Womanizer" started playing.
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Superstar
Where you from, hows it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what you're doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Chorus
Womanizer, Woman, Womanizer
You're a Womanizer, oh Womanizer oh
You're a Womanizer, baby
You you you are, You you you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer)
Chorus 2
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You got me goin'
You're oh so charmin'
But I can do it
Womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You say i'm crazy
I got your crazy
You're nothin' but a
Womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you
You just cant find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are
Thats who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me, you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way Im ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Chorus
Chorus 2
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
(Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be your girl, but I can't cause we don't
Chorus
Chorus 2
Chorus
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"Wow...That was a really energetic song there, right Eli-chan?" Shouted Emily as she tried to make her sister hear above the noise the others were making. "I absolutely
agree with you, nee-chan...I wonder what Pein's got to say about this!" replied Elaine, her voice at the same level as that of her sister's. Pein was actually staring intently
at Konan, and suddenly he summoned one of his six bodies and said, "Here, you take over for me while I set something straight."
"Good evening, fellow Akatsuki members, my song is called "Crush" by David Archuleta."
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I hung up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time
Deep inside
It was a rush
What a rush
'Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way
About me
It's just too much
Just too much
Chorus
Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized
So mesmerized
And I've just got to know
Chorus 2
Do you ever think
When you're all alone
All that we could be
Where this thing could go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you
Are you holding back
Like the way I do
'Cause I'm trying, trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't going
Away
Going away
Has it ever crossed your mind
When we're hanging,
Spending time, girl, are we just friends
Is there more
Is there more
See it's a chance we've gotta take
'Cause I believe that we can make this
Into something that'll last
Last forever
Forever
Chorus 2
Chorus
Chorus 2
Going away
Going away
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Pein's voice faded and he bowed to the thunderous applause by the rest of the Akatsuki. But, he quickly sought out Konan who was standing in the shadows. Without
warning, he grabbed her hand and pulled her to their private rooms. Konan protested a little, but soon gave up and followed the leader of Akatsuki without a word.
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"Next up is Zetsu! Come on up!" He walked up the stage and said, "We're going to sing the song 'Unwell' by Matchbox Twenty."
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All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something
Hold on
Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown
And I don't know why
Chorus
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me
I'm talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
And I know, I know they've all been talking about me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind
Chorus
I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away
Chorus
Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
I'm just a little unwell
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Everyone was cheering like crazy when Zetsu finished his song. "Zetsu is a pretty good singer...as in, his-voice-can-blow-you-away kind of good singer. Wow...!"
"Imouto, today's been very, very surprising, not to mention hilarious at times. That's why I'll remember this day forever and ever!"
"Me too, Emi-chan...Me too..."
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"Everyone cheer their loudest for our very own, Tobi!" The infamous sentence, "Tobi is a good boy!" could still be heard even if everyone shouted themselves hoarse. "Hi
everyone...! Tobi's song is called 'Low' by Flo Rida and T-Pain!"
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Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
Mmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!
Chorus
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
I ain't never seen something that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank roll
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go
Chorus
Hey shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans filled with guap and they're ready for showing
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'm dealing rubber bands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That heny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky on me I was just like clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her
Chorus
Whoa shawty yeah she was worth the money
Little mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that
I was zoned in sexy woman
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning I'm zoned in
Them rosee bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop
Made it drop
Shawty dipped that pop and lock
Had to break her off that guap
Gal was fine just like my glock
Chorus
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At the end, everyone really did shout themselves hoarse. "Eli-chan...I discovered a new fact tonight."
"What is it, nee-chan?"
"Tobi can rap. He is like, THE Rap Master of the century."
"Exactamundo, Emi-chan."
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"Okay, last but not least, Elaine and Emily will end the night and sing their last song. C'mon girls, sing us a duet" Accompanied by the cheers of everyone in the room, Emily
and Elaine braced themselves and then Elaine spoke, "This is our song, so no one steals it, okay? Haha...Just joking!" Emily continued where her sister left off, "Our song is
called 'At the Beginning' by Richard Marx and Donna Lewis.
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(Emily)
We were strangers
Starting out on a journey
Never dreaming
What we'd have to go through
Now here we are
And I'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you
(Elaine)
No one told me
I was going to find you
Unexpected
What you did to my heart
When I lost hope
You were there to remind me
(Together)
This is the start
Chorus (Together)
Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey
I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you
(Emily)
We were strangers
On a crazy adventure
(Elaine)
Never dreaming
How our dreams would come true
(Together)
Now here we stand
Unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you
Chorus
(Together)
I knew there was somebody somewhere
Like me alone in the dark
Now I know my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart
Chorus
(Together)
Life is a road and I wanna keep going
Love is a river I wanna keep going on...
(Emily)
Starting out on a journey
(Together)
Life is a road and I wanna going
Love is river I wanna keep flowing
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning...with you.
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It seemed that the applause would never end as The Suoh sisters finally broke their eye-contact with each other which lasted through the whole song. Finally, one by one
(in some cases, two by two) everyone went to bed. "Let's go too, nee-chan. I'm beat..."
"Hold on a second, imouto...Let me get something first." Emily switched her camcorder off.
"N-nee-chan...You don't mean..."
"Yup! I got every single thing on video." They smiled at each other then they put their arms around each other and snuggled into their warm beds awaiting them.
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-Owari-
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PS: I wrote this story at 4 in the morning.
PPS: I wrote 5k words on this story.
PPPS: This may or may not be a side story to my other story "What We've Always Dream Of"... It all depends on the plot at the time...We'll see, we'll see...Okay, Ja ne, dear
reader(s)!
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