HAVE SOME SOUTH PARK FANFICTION! *throws it at your face* KYMAN! X3 Enjoy my friends~

"Fuck you Jew!" Eric Cartman growled. "No thank you!" He growled out and walked off. "This is why Elves suck! They walk off like little fucking pussys!" Eric Cartman had Just turned 16, Kyle Broflovski had just turned 15. "I'm gonna go hang with Butters fatass! Have fun playing D&D alone!" He growls and leaves.

"I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky, I'll be there Kahl.."

"Fuck..Jew, get outta my head!" He growled. He sighed. "Damn Jew, damn crush that Kinny keeps sayin' I have! Kinny needs to fuck off!" He mumbled and sat down on the couch, looking up at the ceiling.

"Damn Fatass!" Kyle hissed out. "Why is he so rude! Why can't he TRY being nice!" He screamed out loud. "Because he likes you.." A voice said as Kenny, a boy in a orange parka had walked over to Kyle. "L-Like...me..? Kenny, what fucking drugs are you on?" "You are both naive.." Kyle rolled his eyes. "He is naive, he can't figure out why we hate him, he is a dick.." Kenny smirks. "He wants your dick.."

Kyle blushed "S-Shut up Kenny.." Eric Cartman, wanting him, That'll be the day. "Maybe he'll wanna suck your balls.." Kenny purred. That made Kyle's body quiver, Eric Cartman, a fat, stupid, sexy...woah woah..SEXY! He thought he was sexy. "Ughh Kenny, I gotta go.." Kyle ran off, growling.

WOO! I am done! To fanfiction we go! X33