Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do not own the Akatsuki. I do own the muffins though.

YAY! Muffins! ^_^ Written by Sand.

*Knock, Knock*

Tobi opened the door. In front of him was a basket of muffins. He picked it up.

To Akatsuki,

Love Orochimaru's apprentices Ex-teammate.

'Cool!' Tobi walked inside.

'Guys, guys, guys! Orochimaru's apprentices Ex-Teammate sent us muffins!!!'

Pein looked up.

'How do they know where we are? And who is Orochi- is that one plain?' Pein rushed forward.

'There are 6 plain ones.'

'They know my weakness...'

All six Peins came and took a plain muffin. Deidara took chocolate chip, Itachi took bran, Kisame had one with little bits of meat in it, Tobi had caramel, Sasori just placed his in his mouth for a few seconds, Zetsu had one with blood in, Hidan had one with sprinkles, Kakuzu had liquorice, and Konan had blueberry.

They had all finished, and Deidara was licking his fingers.

'I'm tired...' Zetsu yawned 'Goodnight...' Zetsu stood and left the room. (As you can probably tell, the dark side is in bold, and the white side is italic)

'Me too...' Kisame also stood and left.

Eventually all the Akatsuki were asleep. Except for Tobi, who was watching re-runs on the sofa. But he drifted off too.

I know, short chapter....deal with it.