A/N: My friend at school was talking about Autobots eating cheese in music class. So when we got to the music room and had our guitars, he started to play it while singing about the Autobots throwing a cheese party. So I told him that I would make a fanfic about it. Live-action Bay-verse.

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. Only Hasbro.

"We just need to set everything up," said Ironhide.

"We got the cheese," said Bumblebee as he drove up.

"Excellent work Bumblebee," Optimus Prime praised.

The NEST base was filled with party supplies. A banner was above the table that was filled with different kinds of cheese from different places on the Earth. Bumblebee guarded the cheese from anything hostile. Sentinel Prime drove up and looked around.

"What's going on here?" asked Sentinel.

"We're throwing a cheese party," said Wheelie.

"Not sure why," said Brains.

"Where's Optimus?" the elder Prime asked.

"I am right here," said Optimus.

"Optimus, why are you doing this?" asked Sentinel.

"We are just having some random fun. So back off rust bucket," said Jazz.

"Indeed. The team needs some time without dealing with the Decepticons," said Optimus.

"I'm going outside. Tell me when the party is over," said Sentinel and left back outside.

"Let's get this party started already," said Ironhide.

Outside.

Sentinel sighed and contacted Megatron. The Decepticon leader listened carefully and said that they would be over soon. The Autobots were vulnerable and easy to attack. Megatron thought of something so evil to do to them.

Later.

"Where are they?" asked Megatron.

"In that hanger over there," said Sentinel.

Megatron and his Decepticons went inside and took the cheese. The Autobots wondered what happened to the cheese and saw the Decepticons leaving with it.

"Hey Dorito, that's nacho cheese," Bumblebee shouted to Starscream.

"Too bad bug," Starscream sneered.

"Decepticons, retreat," Megatron ordered and they left with the stolen cheese.

Bumblebee got mad and went after them. They had stolen his cheese, and he wants it back. Optimus and the others chase after Bumblebee. They don't want the young scout to die.

Bumblebee had the cheese and was firing at the Decepticons. Some of the cheese was missing when the Decepticons left by Starscream. The Dorito shaped Decepticon went into hiding and ate the stolen cheese that he managed to get.

"Good job Bee," said Jazz.

"Now we can continue on the party," said Wheelie.

"Autobots, roll out," Optimus ordered and they headed back to the base to continue the party. His trailer was opened and all the cheese was back where it belonged. Sentinel went up and glared at them.

"You are all obsessed," he simply said.

"Hey guys, I saw Sentinel contact Megatron. The Decepticons are on their way to steal our cheese-" Sam said but saw the cheese.

"Sentinel, you are sentenced to the brig. Prowl, take him," said Optimus.

"No, wait, I was merely trying to help you all," said Sentinel as he was dragged away.

"Hey, where did some of the cheese go?" asked Bumblebee.

They all look around to see Hound and Ratchet eating it. The two looked toward the group and froze. They just shrugged and continued to eat.

"Come on guys, don't eat it all," said Crosshairs and the others went to enjoy the cheese.

A/N: The end. Review please.