Not originally what I intended to post as my "end of Imperialism paper" reward, but it was fun to write. Pairing can be as you see fit.

Disclaimer: Grey's Anatomy in no way, shape, form, spirit, mind, soul, or...uh...wordhere, belongs to me.


"Hey..."

"Yeah?"

"Am I fat? I mean, do I look fat to you? In any way?"

"No..."

"Seriously."

"All right...uh, seriously, do you look fat to me?"

"Yes."

"No."

"Are you lying?"

"...No."

"You're lying."

"I swear, I am not lying. You possess no excess volume or weight than what is average for a person of your stature."

"Okay then."

"All right."

"But seriously, is average a guy code word for 'fat'?"

"Oh my God..."


I'm at a swim meet this weekend, so no extra-productive ficcy for you. But, if you review, I will begin writing it on the way home.