The many deaths of officer Fred (Nazi zombies parody)
comedy
Officer Fred hated his job but always caught the perp and was soon promoted
Sadly, Poor Fred was about to enter the world of Nazi Zombies
It started when he stopped a driver who he suspected had been drinking.
"hello sir, have you been drinking?" asked officer Fred.
"mercy no sir" said the driver holding up a bottle labeled PhD flopper. "this is prune juice"
Fred asked the man to step out of the car but the man slipped and fell as the bottle smashed to the ground. Fred then woke up confused and
disoriented. All he remembered was a massive nuclear explosion which ripped through the area and killed Five Hundred people. After a quick
breakfast, Fred went to work and bought a drink from the vending machine. The drink was unlike anything Fred had ever seen: The outside of the
machine was red and Had the name Juggernog. It tasted strangely of bubble gum and Gummie bears. Soon Fred got a call about an armed
robbery near the local mall.
When he arrived, The thug, already being fired upon by Three officers, Managed to let off a round. Fred fell flat on the ground, the bullet having
grazed his shoulder. Getting back up, Fred shot the thug once in the Buttocks and twice in his legs. As he left, The thug shot at his tires and he
careened with a nearby
pole, passing out from the impact. The Juggernog saved his life, though he was still injured.
Upon regaining conscienceness Officer Fred woke up and went to the bar. He ordered another drink and was given a grey bottle. As he took a
swig of Deadshot Daquari, he headed out . The Bartender revealed his bite wound, and attacked Fred who killed the bartender in self defense,
before reclaiming his pistol and taking his choice of two bottles. He took one Blue one and an orange one. He got a call that a maniac was
threatening people near the golden gate bridge and drove over there. He took a swig of Double Tape 2.0 cola and Quick revive. stopping to grab
a UMP45 from the armory and some extra magazines, He shot the maniac full of holes but the maniac managed to read from the Necromicon
with his last breath, summoning the undead forces of Nazi Germany. Fred was killed yet again while firing his machine gun until his ammo ran
low. then he used grenades, and finally kiled One hundred more with claymores. Eventually though, he was overwhelmed and killed.
in limbo, Fred was visited by Ash who gave him a 3 bottles and 440 rounds of ammo followed by a red bottle and directed to a PAP machine. He
drank the Electric cherry, Who's Who, Revive and Dr Dagger along with an extra Double tap 2.0 and hurried to the airport. Once there he saw
More zombies coming up the elevator. Thinking quickly, he fired one bullet into the air and positioned himself near a backup generator before
reloading. Their moans could be heard as the elevator exploded.
Fred took cover and found a PAP machine, upgraded his pistol to the Li'l Stinger and headed for Compton. After a day's drive, he found a meth
lab, shot everyone there and destroyed the lab. As he was driving back to HQ, he came upon a yellow bottle. Upon drinking, He felt ten times
stronger.
Alas, a Cripp sniper fired a round into his head. Fred found himself outside the car, looking over his dead body. A war broke out as the Cripps
and Bloods each fought the zombies while Fred tried desperately to revive himself. Eventually he succeeded but all his perks were gone!
With no quick revive and no extra ammo, Officer fred was offed with a bullet to the head.
