Sniper and Spy had finally arrived in Australia. Spy had nowhere to go for the holidays. Never mind the fact that a grown man such as him would likely find comfort with a nice mix of vermouth and gin (get what I am hinting at? Stirred, not shaken. Aren't I so funny?)

"My sister is a little different," said Sniper. "Please be nice to her."

"Me accosting any other person even though it's part of my job to do such a thing? I would never," said Spy, glaring at Sniper. "What is her name, anyway?"

"Lizzie."

"Is that short for Elizabeth?"

"Nope, it's short for Eliza. She's a cute little ginger girl with many freckles. And she has a secret."

"Do I want to know what that secret is?"

"You'll see soon enough."

The dry Australian heat hit the two men's faces as they walked out of the airport. I'm just gonna assume all of Australia is a desert, even though I have google at my disposal.

"Larry, I brought along your camper, somehow," said Lizzie.

"Lizzie, are you preggers?" said Sniper.

"Yep, and Darwin is happy that he's going to be the god father of the child."

"Darwin?" asked Spy, confused.

"Oh, you must be that Spy that my brother has the hots for," said Lizzie. Sniper made expelled an awkward laugh. "Darwin is my chimpanzee friend. I can talk to animals. Isn't that wonderful?"

"Yeah, that sounds great," said Spy.

"I got the special power from our old aborigine friend. I forgot his name. What was it again, Larry?"

"Muslim."

"Ah, Muslim. I miss him," said Lizzie.

"What exactly are we waiting for?" said Sniper.

"Oh, my chauvinistic misogynistic dimwitted alpha male husband is out searching for snakes. He's most likely going to make me cry or say something offensive because that's all my mind can associate masculinity with."

Speak of the devil, or rather my indolence for writing details. Her husband finally returned.

"Crikey, look what I got," said Steve Irwin, holding a boa constrictor. "She's a bloody beaut, she is."

Then they all had a pissing contest. Lizzie's baby got eaten by a dingo.

There was some factory . . . I mean power plant in the back that I put there to try to hide that I am shipping the two characters. Just read some wiki article about Montgomery Burns and you're all set.

Spy and Sniper rode a magic carpet and sang A Whole New World.