Have you ever wondered if there are others like you Nny?

"What? Others like me? Other insane waste locks? Other mass murders? Others with this need to paint a wall red?"

Well, yes. But maybe less killing. Or less intentional killing.

"No, I never even thought about it."

Well, there are. Lots of them. A few for every single intelligent race everywhere. There is even one for an alien race on earth right now.

"Why should I care? I don't care about this stuff you're telling me at all."

Just thought I'd warn you about the thing you're about to cut open.

Nny looked down at the strange green kid that was hanging spread eagle from the ceiling. He was glaring at Nny with pure hate in his blue eyes. His mouth was gagged with an old sock that Nny had gotten off of a corpse, he hadn't stopped yelling the moment he had woken up He had even put up a fight when Nny was taking him from that fast food place after he had threatened to saw his legs off.

"He's a waste lock?"

Yes.

"Huh."

It worries me a little that you're not at all interested in the fact that he's not human.

"Human, not human, it's all the same for me. Blood for the wall. But will his blood work?"

Probably not.

"I'll have to go find someone else then, I saw a black haired kid with glasses earlier, he'll do."

Ummm, maybe you should pick someone else . . .

"Why?"

Well that'll mess with the laws of nature, and . . .

Nail bunny trailed off as he floated after Nny as he went out of the room, leaving the green alien alone. The moment Nny was out of sight, he spit the sock out of his mouth and a strange phone like device came out of his back PAK and hung in front of his face.

"GIR! Come save me and bring the chain saw!"

"YES MASTER!! I love you!!"


A few minutes later a green dog flew through a bedroom window and stopped to stare at two Pillsbury dough boys.

"What you looking at mutt?"

The green dog stared at him and suddenly his eyes glowed red.

"You idiots didn't even think of using a body that was already mobile did you?"

"Shut up, nothing was near by like your body was. Lucky bastard."

The dog did a rude jester.

"Shut up whiners, this ain't all a bucket of joy. The OTHER one's in here two."

The statues flinched in sympathy, the 'Other' is the entity sent by 'THEM' to make sure that the 'Good' and the 'Bad' never stop fighting and that they don't get control of the Waste Lock. To share a BODY with it would be the worst kind of torture.

"Sorry, man."

"Fuck! That must suck."

The dog slumped.

"He's nuts too."

A microphone suddenly came from the dogs head and yelled, "GIR! Hurry Up!"

The dog's eyes turned blue and it screamed, "PIGGY TO THE RESCUE!!!"

It flew down the stairs out of the dough boys' sight and shortly after crashed through the floor and the ceiling with a screaming green kid on its back.

"That poor fucker."

"Yep."


I was just thinking one day, "If Nny's the Human waste Lock, Whose the Alien Waste Lock?" And of course i came to this conclusion.

Can someone take this story and run with it?