Johnathan Singh did that wierd thing where he opens the book and the girl almost gets eaten by the tiger and then she opens a different book and the Christianity puppets whatever the fuck started. Jared and Isabelle were struggling to stay pure children of god. They wanted to hold hands but they both knew you have to wait until marriage to do that or youre a filthy sinner. The fish-cat people were all killing themselves so they could escape from this hellhole of a tv show. professor Louie started telling a story about the great depression. "I remember this one time in the great depression. I was sitting at a bar drinking tequila. Little did I know that happy hour would soon begin..." he began. We dont have time to listen to that though so we're just gonna cut to the scene with the rock robots with solid gold control domes where theyre doing the hitler dab thing. I'm gonna look back on that joke in 2 years and want to take my own life. Lets just cut back to professor Louie. He was sitting in his pirate ship/hot air balloon, still telling the same shitty story. "And so, the depression had ended. Happy hour was over". Then it switched to the section where the guy explains what cells are in front of a green screen while some random person's hands are shown playing with spaghetti and fake spiders in the background. Whom the fuck thought this was a good idea?
This was from an actual Christian kids show called The World of Johnathan Singh. Not the happy hour part, but everything else was just part of the show. I could not have made this shit up if I tried.
