Guapo was watching his favorite soap opera Desperate Hospital.
"Why do you watch that dramatic nonsense you call a show?" Fraz asked.
"Because Fraz... John and Marsha have such a beautiful relationship! What would I not give to have a relationship like theirs?" Guapo sighed.
"Nobody would want to date a slob like you." Fraz said rudely.
Suddenly the hose from the ceiling sucked the two brothers in. Miss Boomdeyay wanted the boys to deliver a package as usual.
"Aww come on! Desperate Hospital was on!" Guapo whined.
"Well... If you don't make the delivery, you and your brother may be on the show... As an emergency patient!" Miss Boomdeyay shouted.
"Really?" Guapo asked happily, not getting her threat.
"What do you need?" Fraz asked.
"I need you to deliver this large, unknown machine to the Planet of One." Miss Boomdeyay tossed a heavy box to Fraz and Guapo who caught it.
"Yes mam!" Fraz said.
"But Fraz! I'd rather be on Desperate Hospital!" Guapo complained.
"We're going to deliver this package!" Fraz growled.
"Okay! Okay!" Guapo said.
The two got into their vehicle The Hoog and flew off.
"Fraz, she didn't say who to deliver it to." Guapo said.
"Stupid, it's the Planet of One, only one person lives there." Fraz answered.
"Who knew?" Guapo shrugged.
They eventually got to a somewhat small planet, it was bright orange and had a large ring like Saturn, which was yellow. There was a large metal building at the north pole. When they got inside there was a throne, sitting on it was an overweight gold-yellow rat-like creature similar to the Flubs. She had red hair in two buns, a frilly pale cream dress with yellow polkadots, but she didn't wear any shoes. She was eating a toasted BLT with cheese and mayo and an olive hungrily, almost like a pig, and she used her dress to wipe her mouth.
"There's our customer..." Fraz said, disgusted by her mannerisms. "Hey mam, here's the package you ordered."
"Oh, thank you." The lady said in gentle a high pitched voice, though it was a bit muffled, due to the excessive bits of bread and bacon stuffed in her cheeks and lettuce stuck between teeth, some of the mayo and crumbs got on Fraz's nose. He wiped it off disgustedly.
"No problem..." Fraz said, trying to sound polite, but he couldn't keep from growling and clenching his teeth. He was about to go back to the hoog, but he noticed Guapo wasn't moving, his eyes were locked on the yellow rodent girl, he had a goofy grin, and he was slightly drooling from lack of attention.
"Guapo! We gotta go!" Fraz said while pulling Guapo away, causing his feet to scrape lines across the dirt.
"But Fraz... I don't want to leave!" Guapo begged.
"Why not?" Fraz asked.
"I just met a goddess!" Guapo sighed dreamily. "She's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen, I need to talk to her Fraz!"
"No!" Fraz demanded. "I'm the oldest and I say we're going back to Retrograde!"
"I'll cancel Get-Close-To-Fraz-Without-Touching-Him Day for two weeks." Guapo promised.
"Deal!" Fraz agreed. "But only for an hour or two!"
"Thanks Fraz, you're the best!" Guapo hugged Fraz and kissed him on the cheek, then ran up to the yellow lady.
"Um... Hello..." Guapo said shyly as he stroked his tail.
"Hi, my name is Princess Linda Bulf, I'm the princess of Planet Of One." The rat woman said gently.
"Wait! If you're the only one here, wouldn't you be a queen?" Fraz asked.
"Stay out of this!" Guapo shouted. "My older brother tends to nitpick a lot."
"Oh, I see, I have six older sisters." Linda giggled.
"Wow! That must be annoying, having six older siblings bossing you around." Guapo said in shock.
"Only two of them are like that." Linda said. "Still annoying."
"So... I'm a bit hungry..." Guapo said.
"Me too." Linda said.
"But you just ate a sandwich." Guapo said confused.
"A sandwich is only a half quarter of a meal to me..." Linda blushed embarassedly.
"Same here! I just ate a burrito and I could eat a horse now!" Guapo said while smiling. She gets me... He thought.
"Since nobody else lives here, I make everything homemade." Linda said, she pointed a finger and a magic beam produced a large burger, large fries, a large cup of soda, and a giant chocolate and strawberry cake for dessert.
"You're magic too!" Guapo was getting more and more enamored with this girl.
Fraz was secretly spying on the couple, he didn't like Linda very much. Something about her seemed too good to be true.
