WARNING: This contains horrific grammar, bad puns, stupid references and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Wun day in a thmawll sity called ka-ra-ku-ra towne, a kid called itsygo wus borne. all hiz lief he cood see spiwipths, an he wus warking downe the stweet to hiz huse. on da wey he thaw thum baddies hoo wonted to beet him up. he kiked there fathes an all moste kiled dem. He warked howme afta beeting the baddies up. as he entard de huse, he screemed at da top of hiz lungs "WUTS GOIN' ON?" hiz famalie started screeming "HEYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA!" an dey livved happily eva afta…. until a mad man called Aizen destroyed Ichigo's life, killed his friends and family and tortured the world… beyond that, Nel is right, they lived happily ever after!

Sorry for this paining and and eye bleedingly bad story… I was bored and since I got a massive case writer's block and haven't updated any of my stories in like.. 1234557 years, I made this!

-MBlasterXD

-ShiroTheArrancar