On some type of desert like planet; a ton of gorilla like aliens were walking around the planet, minding their own business.
Then they saw some type of black monolith appear from the ground and groaned in amazement.
But then it fell over.
Eddy and Edd who were under the monolith crawled out from under it.
"Why couldn't we have just brought a crane down here instead?" said Eddy.
"Because you jettisoned the last one we had." said Edd.
Eddy growled before he and Edd pushed the monolith back into position.
"There, now to get out of here before someone catches us." said Eddy.
The two ran off.
The aliens approached the monolith and started to inspect it.
Inside Meek's spaceship; Meek, Ed, Sky, Sanders, Miss Martian, Jessica, and Sonic were sitting in a lounge as Edd and Eddy appeared.
"Okay, the monolith has been set up, now to go home and enjoy life." said Eddy.
"Yeah, I'm just confused as to why you of all people were hired for this job." said Sonic, "In fact, who wanted that thing on a primitive planet?"
"He's right, the prime directive is to let primitive planets live out in peace so they can develop." said Jessica.
"Yeah well it's a side business I have besides my Omelet restaurant." Said Eddy, "I am surprised MacArthur is at a Mitten Party since she never gets invited to one."
"Who paid you to set that thing up anyways?" said Sanders.
"I have no idea, it was dark at the time." said Eddy.
Flashback
On Earth; Eddy was talking to some guy in the shadows.
"So, do we have a deal?" said the figure.
"Not yet, in order to make sure there isn't anything suspicious before I set that monolith up, I need some proof." said Eddy.
"Very well, here's a check for four thousand dollars." the figure said holding out a paycheck.
"Not that kind of proof." said Eddy.
The figure growled.
"Fine you bastard. Five thousand dollars." the figure said holding out another paycheck.
Eddy chuckled and grabbed the check.
"That's what I'm talking about." said Eddy.
End Flashback
"All I know was that he was loaded if he could have paid me that much money." said Eddy.
Everyone just glared at Eddy.
"Why don't we just see what's going on?" said Meek.
Back on the planet; the gorilla aliens were still inspecting the monolith before it grew bigger and Anthony popped out of the top.
"Behold, for I am the god of the monolith." said Anthony.
The aliens bowed down.
"Praise mighty god." said one of the aliens.
"Worship me as your one and only god." said Anthony.
The same alien stood up.
"There already is a god, he's in the trees, the grass, the sands, and in our hearts." said the alien leader.
Anthony groaned.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." said Anthony.
He pulled out a blaster similar to Princess Leia's blaster before shooting one of the aliens dead.
The other aliens shrieked in shock.
"You were saying?" said Anthony.
The aliens quickly bowed down to Anthony.
"Oh great mighty god, spare our lives." said the lead alien.
Anthony chuckled.
"Luckily for you, I'm a loving god. I love gold, silver, platinum, and gems of any kind. NOW GET TO WORK FINDING GOLD!" yelled Anthony.
"But what about our children?" said the lead alien.
'Don't worry, they'll be taken care of in my sweat shop-"Anthony said before becoming shocked, "Er I mean sweet shop, kids do like candy."
He fired another shot close to the aliens who ran off.
The heroes were watching everything from a control bridge and Eddy became shocked and mad.
"Why that no good snake, he's going to rake up a fortune in money while I only got five thousand dollars to plant a monolith." said Eddy.
Everyone looked at Eddy.
"What will you do?" asked Sonic, "Take on that snake and prove he isn't a god?"
Eddy shook his head.
"No I'm going to go down to that planet and steal all the gold for myself." said Eddy.
"Uh, maybe you should get rid of that monolith as well. Because the Galactic Federation and Plumbers are the only ones with jurisdiction on other planets, and if they find out that you set that thing up, they'll throw the book at you." said Sanders.
"Which one?" said Ed.
Eddy gulped.
"I can't go into an alien prison, the food is horrible." said Eddy.
Later; Meek, Edd, Eddy, Sky, Sanders, Jessica, Miss Martian, and Sonic were on the same planet.
"Was it wise to leave Ed on my ship to watch over things?" said Meek.
"Eh he'll be fine." said Eddy.
But then a missile landed towards the group before exploding, leaving them shocked.
"Semi fine." said Eddy.
On the spaceship; Ed was laughing dumbly as he was pushing tons of buttons, launching weapons.
"This is fun." He said.
Back on the planet.
"Yeah we're screwed with Ed running the ship." said Sonic.
"I suggest we split up. Team A will consist of myself, Jessica, Eddy, and Sanders while Team B will consist of M'Gann, Sonic, Double D, and Sky." said Meek, "My team will try to sneak into the monolith in order to find out the full extent of Anthony's plan while Sonic's team will try to stop all the gold harvesting."
The group nodded and walked their separate ways.
