Alright, I know I should be working on my other story ,*hangs head in shame* but I came up with this idea and just had to write it. *grumbles* stupid plot bunnies... Anywho, I hope you enjoy my little story :)
Naruto stood, facing off against some non-important evil villain on Team 7's latest mission. Kakashi, Sakura, and Sai were already busy with their own opponents, so it looked like Naruto would have to take care of it himself. As he observed his enemy, he figured it would be best to just get it over quickly with a summoning, and maybe even take care of the other enemies as well. Without pausing to further think about and ponder whether or not his decision was really wise, he cut the palm of his hand, wove the correct hand seals, and then slapped his hand down on the ground while shouting out "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"
There was a large poof of smoke that obscured everyone's vision before slowly dissipating. Their opponents waited with abated breaths as the outline of Naruto's summoning became more pronounced. But as he looked at it, Naruto began to think it looked a little different, more…humanoid than the other toads he'd summoned. And much smaller, considering how much chakra he'd poured into that summoning. He'd expected a toad like Gamabunta or something.
Now the smoke was really thinning out, and everyone could clearly see that it was in fact not a toad, but another person. Kakashi looked between Naruto and the summon, wondering how he could have screwed up something so simple. Not too long later, the smoke was completely gone, and Kakashi began to wonder whether he really screwed it up or not. The woman – because he didn't even want to imagine that thing could possibly be male – looked like a short, pudgy toad in a putrid-pink-shaded knit dress, with stubby humanoid arms and legs.
While they were all staring at Naruto's toad, she had been staring at them in return, or more like ogling. Her eyes were as wide as could be and her mouth hung open – perfect for catching flies with. Her face was also beginning to turn a bright red, probably in anger, and she reached into one of her pockets, causing all of the shinobi to tense, only to pull out a short and stubby stick that matched her quite well. She brandished it at them all while shouting nonsense none of them could understand.
Completely ignoring her and his opponent temporarily, Kakashi walked over to Naruto for a bit of clarification. "Naruto," he began, "what the hell is that?" Naruto looked at his sensei with a rather startled expression on his face.
"I honestly have no idea," he replied.
"Well then, get rid of it," Kakashi ordered, for everyone's sake. He felt like he would throw up if he looked at that pink color anymore. However, more frantic shouting from the toad-lady drew their attention to her. Apparently one of the enemy shinobi had tried to attack her, thinking it to be an enemy – which technically it was, – and she had reacted instinctively, shouting gibberish while pointing her stick at the person and emitting a green light that struck him in his chest, where he immediately collapsed dead. The enemy's comrades took one look at their fallen partner, and then one more at the toad, before taking off in a fright down the road, leaving the Konoha shinobi to stare in wonder.
"Okay, what in the world just happened!" Sakura demanded, storming over to Naruto and Kakashi, Sai making his way over as well.
"I summoned a toad to take care of everything," Naruto said proudly, causing Kakashi to raise an eyebrow in response.
"While I do have to agree that it did solve our problems, I don't think it would be wise to leave her here any longer," Kakashi said. "If you would, Naruto, send her back." Naruto nodded and walked over to the woman, who immediately went on the defense, stopping just a few feet in front of her. He used the still-flowing blood from his previous summoning attempt to do a version of reverse summoning. He formed the hand seals in order backwards, and then once again slammed his hand down on the ground. There was another poof of smoke, and when it cleared, the toad-woman had disappeared.
"Whew!" Naruto exclaimed. "That was one ugly toad. I hope I never summon her again." The rest of the team couldn't help but agree.
~ meanwhile ~
Dolores Jane Umbridge poofed suddenly back into the Minister's office, where she had been talking with him over what to do about that Potter boy. Thankfully the Minister had not moved on in her disappearance, but he certainly had a startled expression on his face. "Umm, Dolores, is everything alright? You vanished there for a minute; I was beginning to get worried," he said hesitantly.
Umbridge finally looked at the Minister, her face pale and her eyes bugging out again. Then, after making a few incoherent noises, she promptly passed out.
Okay, first off: I didn't really specify the spell Umbridge used, because the shinobi couldn't have understood it anyways, but it was the Killing Curse. I don't think Umbridge would be the type to be scared to use such a spell, considering she was going to attempt to use the Cruciatus Curse on students and she's also a Ministry official with quite a bit of pull. Second, I have no idea how you're supposed to get rid of something you summoned 'cuz normally they do that on their own, but since Umbridge isn't a real toad...let's just pretend it's a variation of reverse summoning.
And that was my short little story. I hoped you like it, and letting me know in a review would be amazing :) I'm thinking about doing another Naruto/HP crossover (I shouldn't, but I can't help it) that will also have to do with summoning, but this time it's Naruto being summoned. I know that's been done before at least once, but this will be different, so give it a chance. I don't know when I'll post it, but I've already started writing it so it shouldn't be long.
Thank you, and goodbye :)
