((Hey...
I'M BACK, SUCKERS!
Wow, that was NOT a very long hiatus. OK, here's the thing...mimi-chan PMed me and gave me a couple request ideas for Asian Quickies, which made me think about how much fun I had writing the stories and all the amazing feedback I got for it (Asian Quickies is my #1 story on FanFiction, guys! Thank you!). Then, last night I read a little Dragon!China X Reader, listened to Oriental Mind and Jiangshi Panic a couple times and decided I would make my comeback.
Now, allow me to explain my reason for absence. Not only am I just busy these days, space in my heart has been stolen by Sonic the Hedgehog, Discord, Chikoriki and Pogoriki, Pokémon, Vocaloids and Negima! China and the others were getting squashed! So I had to rescue them. Yeah, let's leave it at that.
Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this two-parter to start off. Hetalia isn't mine!))
"ARRRRGH!"
"Hehehehe."
"STOP LAUGHING, ARU!"
China, South Korea, Hong Kong, and Taiwan were all heading home from a rather disastrous three hours at England's house. It was originally supposed to be just Hong Kong going, but China, being the mother he is, had to tag along, which led to Korea and Taiwan wanting to come too.
In the end, however, China and England ended up fighting over Hong Kong once again, which had begun because England tried to tell the boy China had adopted him. China started shouting, England started shouting, and Hong Kong, who had enough craziness for a night, played with some of his firecrackers.
"I can't believe that man, aru!" China raged, flailing his sleeves around. "I know for a FACT he said it because he knew I was listening!" China's eyes glowed a suspicious gold color. "See how much he likes dragons when one storms his house, aru!"
Taiwan and Korea looked at each other before putting their hands on China's shoulders.
"Calm down, now, sensei," said Taiwan, sweatdropping slightly. "Let's not turn into a dragon, alright?"
"Yeah, lighten up, aniki," said Korea, patting China's head.
"Besides, Hong Kong is a good kid," said Taiwan supportively. "He probably didn't buy what England said anyway. Right, Hong Kong?"
"Well…"
"Hong Kong."
"Nope."
"Save the snarky comments for later, Hong," said Taiwan lowly, narrowing her eyes at him.
China sighed. "Sorry, aru," he said, "All this stress is getting to me, aru…"
"Well, then, aniki!" said Korea excitedly. "If push comes to shove, we shall help you to relax, da ze!"
"Eh?"
"Yeah! Yeah! We'll have a field day or something!" Taiwan agreed. "We can…"
"...go to the graveyards and hunt jiangshi, da ze!" Korea yelled.
China glared at him. "No."
"Aww."
"I have an idea!" said Taiwan. "We can go to the beach! The beach is very relaxing!"
"Good idea, Mei-Mei!"
"What do you think, Hong Kong?"
"Can I bring fireworks?"
"Yes, yes you can."
"I'm in."
China thought about it. He could use some relaxation time, and at least he could be away from England. And Hong Kong would have an actually practical place to use his fireworks. It sounded like a good plan.
"OK, aru," said China, smiling slightly. "We'll go to the beach, aru."
((Duh dun dun. If you're wondering about the "don't turn into a dragon on us" line, I established a headcanon in the last collection that when China's ticked off he'll turn into AN AWESOME GOLDEN DRAGON and stuff. The other Asians find it awesome but kinda troublesome because...well, obvious reasons, and the fact it just makes China stressed out. Yeah, go figure.
Plus, the "hunt jiangshi" thing was from Jiangshi Panic, another story based on the song of the same name by Ginsuke/Ocelot. You should read it!
Anyways, that's it for right now. Byyyye!))
