Meh. Just a little something I threw together last night. I don't do a lot of rhyming, so it was kinda hard for me to make some of these work. Gah. Enjoy.
A is for Alfred, a cross dressing freak
B is for Brad, who has a cowardly streak
C is for Cerberus, who ate Joseph's face
D is for the Dead Factory, which I'm sure isn't a nice place
E is for emblem, which we all need to get by
F is for Faye, a Chinese spy
G is for garrador, Graham, and G-type
H is for HUNK, who lives up to his hype
I is for the IRL, which is fun to use to blow up large bass
J is for Jill, who kicks lots of ass
K is for key, which is in every game
L is for Leon, whose one-liners are lame
M is for Mendez, who has only one eye
N is for Nemesis, who just wouldn't die
O is for Owzer, who owns Spencer's Rain
P is for Plaga, which lives in your brain
Q is for the question "What's happened in six years?"
R is for Rebecca, who needs Billy near
S is for Steve and his mad Luger skills
T is for Tyrant, who you'll have to work hard to kill
U is for Umbrella, an evil company
V is for Verdugo, who scared the crap out of me
W is for Wesker, whose virus was his trump card
X is for Mr. X, whose bald head reminds me of Captain Picard
Y is for Yawn, who poisoned Richard with its fangs
Z is for zombie, who always appear in gangs
Meh. I wish I had come up with something more witty for Y and Z, but I did the best I could. I know that 'card' and 'Picard' don't rhyme. And yes, I do take great pleasure in shooting the infinite ammo rocket launcher at fish in RE4. I'm just weird like that.
