Meh. Just a little something I threw together last night. I don't do a lot of rhyming, so it was kinda hard for me to make some of these work. Gah. Enjoy.

A is for Alfred, a cross dressing freak

B is for Brad, who has a cowardly streak

C is for Cerberus, who ate Joseph's face

D is for the Dead Factory, which I'm sure isn't a nice place

E is for emblem, which we all need to get by

F is for Faye, a Chinese spy

G is for garrador, Graham, and G-type

H is for HUNK, who lives up to his hype

I is for the IRL, which is fun to use to blow up large bass

J is for Jill, who kicks lots of ass

K is for key, which is in every game

L is for Leon, whose one-liners are lame

M is for Mendez, who has only one eye

N is for Nemesis, who just wouldn't die

O is for Owzer, who owns Spencer's Rain

P is for Plaga, which lives in your brain

Q is for the question "What's happened in six years?"

R is for Rebecca, who needs Billy near

S is for Steve and his mad Luger skills

T is for Tyrant, who you'll have to work hard to kill

U is for Umbrella, an evil company

V is for Verdugo, who scared the crap out of me

W is for Wesker, whose virus was his trump card

X is for Mr. X, whose bald head reminds me of Captain Picard

Y is for Yawn, who poisoned Richard with its fangs

Z is for zombie, who always appear in gangs

Meh. I wish I had come up with something more witty for Y and Z, but I did the best I could. I know that 'card' and 'Picard' don't rhyme. And yes, I do take great pleasure in shooting the infinite ammo rocket launcher at fish in RE4. I'm just weird like that.