Finally, Finn thought. Football practice was over. Now it's time to hit the showers…

Wait, Finn. Remember, you're straight. If you enjoy showering with other guys, that'll be gay, Finn pondered. And I can't have that…after all…I am dating the hot head cheerleader.

"Good job, mister quarterback!" Puck shouted from his locker across the room. He looked cute, all sweaty with nothing to cover his abs but a flimsy towel…

"Hey, Finn. Thinking about Quinn or do you have a stack of dimes in your pocket?" Mike Chang, one of the nasty, greasy kickers quipped.

Embarrassed, Finn quickly looked down to discover his boner. Before anyone could see his little groundhog peek out of its hole, his towel fell down.

Looks like there's going to be six more weeks of winter.

Luckily, most of his teammates were already in the showers, so they couldn't see little Finn all mortified. They looked fabulous, drying off from three long hours of getting tackled by sweaty guys in jockstraps.

Yum.

"Finn. Do you want to want to come over to my place tonight? We can watch some old Rocky movies and practice some of the songs for Acafellas." Puck asked.

"Sure, dude. I'll come by at around 9:00 or whatever. I'll bring the beers."

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"Ah, push it. Ah, push it. Get up on this!"

After coming home and thinking for a while, Finn went to YouTube and searched for the Glee club's performance of Push It by Salt-n-Pepa. He thought that it would help him. After all, he had been having these gay thoughts lately. Here was a video of the three cutest girls in school dancing to one of the most promiscuous song ever, but his eyes couldn't escape from Kurt's provocative thrust.

That's it! Finn thought. He could call Kurt. He was the most confident gay he ever knew. Well, he was the only gay he ever knew…

"Hello?"

"Hi, Kurt. It's me, Finn. I was wondering if you and I could hang out. Can you meet me in the park next to McKinley? I have some troubles and I need your help. Ok, bye."

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"Kurt, there you are." Finn said, staring at Kurt. He was wearing blue spandex and a headband.

"Hey, Finn. I was at my aerobics class, hence the outfit. But, can we make this quick? I have a mani-pedi at 5:00." Kurt replied.

"Ok," Finn said as they sat down on a bench. They watched three little kids playing on the swings.

"Kurt, have you ever had any crushes on...you know...girls?"

"One time, when I was in kindergarden, there was this girl named Nicole. When I told her she was cute, she pushed me into the sandbox." Kurt said.

" Oh...I'm so sorry." Finn said.

"It's okay. Besides, it was in that sandbox where I met this cute blonde guy named Greg."

"Wow...you move fast, Kurt." Finn quipped. "Um...Kurt? When did you...know?"

"That I was gay? Probably when I was four and I saw David Hasselhoff on Baywatch." Kurt said, stifling a laugh. "Why?"

"Well, I think I might be gay. i've been getting lots of thoughts lately and I've been getting lots of wet dreams...involving Puck."

"I knew it! I've always had this feeling that you were too cute to be straight. Looks like Rachel owes me five bucks." Kurt quipped.

"What? Anyway, I don't think I can do this whole kissing guys and having sex with them thing. It's like, two dicks and no chicks. And besides, if I were...I would have to date a guy and I couldn't play football and people would throw slushies and me and-"

"Shhhh...." Kurt said, putting a finger to Finn's lips. "Everything's gonna be ok."

Kurt kissed Puck square on the lips. It felt like kissing Quinn, except that he actually liked the stubble of Kurt's face. He enjoyed the meshing of Kurt's hard dick against his. He could even feel his own cock grow hard.

"Kurt," Finn said, breaking off the gentle lip lock, "I really like you, Kurt. But, I sort of have a crush on someone else. Puck."

"Oh...Well, at least I got to kiss you." Kurt sighed, clearly traumatized. " Besides, I hear Artie is having a party on Saturday, and, wheelchairs are big bad sex machines. Anyway, good luck with Puck. Don't anything Paris Hilton would do!"

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By the time that Finn reached Puck's house, the sun was setting, giving off an eerie glow. When he rang the doorbell, the first few chords of The Fame by Lady Gaga played.

"Hi, Finn. Noah is upstairs in his room." Puck's mom said, winking at Finn as he walked up the stairs.

"Thanks, Ms. Puckerman." Puck responded.

Now, with his newfound knowledge, Finn couldn't wait until 9:00 to talk to Puck. Finn found Puck's bedroom. His door had a poster of the cast of the Broadway musical, Cats on it.

Meow.

"Hey, Pu-" Finn said, paralyzed at the sight of his friend masturbating to a video on his laptop.

"F-F-Finn, w-what are yo-you doing here?" Puck asked, clearly confused. His hand was still fiercely grasped around his cock.

"W…Wait. Are those both guys?" Finn interrogated, looking at the video that Puck was masturbating to. There were two guys with cowboy hats in a barn using hay in ways it should not be used.

"Yeah." Puck said, quickly minimizing the window with the porn. "Now that I've been caught, I might as well tell you, Finn. I like boys. I've known for years. After practice, I just get these raging hard-ons and I release myself to pictures of you on my iPhone. Sometimes, I go to the locker room and steal your sweaty jockstraps and fatasize about sucking your ten inch peen. I was going to tell you when I was ready, but, I guess the cat's out of the bag." Puck stifled a laugh.

Staring at his friend's naked, sweaty body, it felt as if Finn's dick might explode. His boner was clearly visible, at to his dismay, Puck noticed.

"So, old buddy, do you have something to tell me? I see your dick does."

"Puck, after being in Acafellas and football and Glee with you, and talking to Kurt, I found out. I'm gay, Puck, and I love you."

"I…I love you, too, Finn."

Just when their lips were going to touch, Finn's phone went off.

"Hello?"

"Where the fuck are you?" Quinn screamed, clearly angry.

"Quinn!!!" Finn yelped. He quickly hung up.

"Now, where were we?" Finn said.

"Finn...darling. Let me get the spurs."

[censored for sexiness]

FINN