Cast: Ed as Ralph. Stocking as Vanellope. Edd as Felix. Panty as Calhoun. Eddy as Turbo.
For movie parodies we will only be able to do certain scenes and probably eventually become a new plot all it's own so don't expect to see the reenactment of a whole movie.
Ed: Do I have to this.
The fans demand it!
Ed: Fine. I'm going to f*** s*** up!
Everyone: He's improving.
Edd: I can fix it!
Taps the hammer against a broken window and magically fixes it.
Edd: Wow! Did you see that?
Ed: Yeah.
Edd: I just tapped it once and thing fixed itself. Am I a demigod?
Ed: Digimon?
Edd: Demigod.
Ed: Oh. Because Digimon lived in cyberspace too ya know?
Edd: I watched the show when I was a kid too.
Ed goes to the bar game and talks to the server.
Ed: Hey buddy. Anyone ever tell you that you look like Mario? You know? Just old, dated and forgotten by the public.
The server looks at him with a straight face.
Tapper: Don't you have another scene to go to?
Ed: Thats right. I have fans that still remember my show.
Tapper: Oh, I'm sorry. How many movies have you been in that were nominated for golden globes? More then zero? I thought not.
Ed: Right because everyone pays attention to those award shows. Tell me who won the oscars last yer? Do you remember at least one nominee? That's right.
Tapper: I think it was We won an award and you didn't directed by your mom.
Ed: Im going do what all of your fans did to you years ago and walk away and forget about you. Walking away.
Tapper: See you in the runner up section.
Ed is now at heroes duty. Ha. Duty.
Panty: Troopers beware. For tonight... We dine... In hell!
Everyone: Yeah!... Wait what?
Blossom: Um... Wrong movie Panty.
Panty: D*** it Shaman!
Ed now has the medal but the little alien monster thing is in the cockpit with him. Ha. C***.
Ed: Oh yeah. I'm a hero. Everyone can suck it. And suck it they shall. Am I right buddy?
Highfives the monster. Takes him awhile but relizes that the monster is there with him.
Ed: Ek!
Meanwhile the newly born monster has his first thoughts.
Monster: (What is this new creature speaking this strange and loud new language before me? Where am I? What is this strange sensation I feel with the air blowing between my thighs? I have emotions. I wanna kill something.)
Meanwhile Ed thought the same things he always does when he has his own adventures.
Ed: (Oh no, not again.)
Then they crash. The bug drowns in the chocolate river, the good kind, and Ed lands in candy cane tree that turned him into a puppet if you get the drift. He works his way off and goes after the medal at the top of the tree only to meet Stocking.
Stocking: Mmmmm... It's like I'm living in the music video for California Gurls but without any attractive women.
Ed: The film was only rated G.
Stocking: And now we've improved the only flaw the movie had. We got rid of Shara Silverman.
Ed: Anyone named Shara is just annoying. Come on, admit it. We all at least know one Shara that we can do without.
Now training for the race. Ed leans back on a fold out chair with a tanning mirror while he makes Stocking build the car.
Ed: Hey! Hey! Hey! We said no eating the wheels.
Stocking: But how can I resist not having the chocolate goop melting inside my mouth and sliding down the back of my throat.
Ed: ... You really don't listen to the stuff you say when you're saying it. Do you?
Stocking: I drift in and out.
Edd: Someone said its unfixable? Because I can fix it!
Ed: No one said anything. You're skipping lines.
Edd panics and improvises. He holds the hammer up into the sky and yells.
Edd: I HAVE THE POWER!
Ed & Stocking: That wasn't even in the movie!
Edd: Suck it script.
Exactly what kind of story am I writing here?
Finally the race begins and Stocking races Eddy.
Eddy: About f***ing time I appeared. The chapter is almost over.
Hey I'm doing the best with what I got.
Eddy: Then you got nothing.
Oh wow. Lets see you win this race now.
Eddy: Oh now you're super butt hurt like a dumb little baby.
Stocking: Im winning.
Eddy: Not if I have anything to-
Eddy's tires a shot out by Panty who Highfives Stocking on the other side of the finish line.
Ed: Yay! We won and the bad guy died, but not on screen so credits can't say this film is too intense for the younglings.
Edd: And most importantly we all learned something about ourselves. But since we all know what that is so no need to say it out loud.
And they all sort of lived a little happier then when they began this adventure. I guess.
Movie Rating: On a scale of "Oh!" To "Ohhhhh." I give the film Ohhhh. I took an H away because of the Silverman flaw in the film. You know you agree with me.
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