A/N: Mkay, second story :) Thought a comedy-ish one this time. Oh, and I know everyone and their Mum's done this story but the temptation was too great to resist. Anyway, this probs won't be a very long story. Enjoy, my friends :D
Oh, and I own nothing :D
Introduction
I must say, it was a bit of a shock
You'd be shocked too, if four of your favourite Johnny Depp characters suddenly appeared in your house. The first to come, even though they all came within minutes of each other, was Sweeney Todd. I had been watching TV in my living room when he had appeared, blood dripping off his razor, and immediately pointed the bloody thing at me and demanded to know where he was and how he got there. I told him that he was in Birmingham, England, and I had no idea how he had got here. He pushed my head back and the razor was pressed against my throat when there was a huge crash from the attic. Sweeney jumped back in shock, looking for the source of the noise and, seizing the moment, ran up stairs. When I got to the attic, there was splintered wood all over the floor and in the middle of the room was a glass elevator. Inside was a man in a red coat and a top hat, whom I recognised immediately, as Willy Wonka. But I was too busy staring at the gaping hole in the roof. Willy said something about sorry and that he would pay for it, but I wasn't paying attention. I had heard something from my room. My slippers made a noise as I quickly flip-flopped down the stairs and across the wooden floor of the landing. I tentatively opened the door to my room and there stands Jack Sparrow eyes closed, mouth slightly open and his hands where handcuffed behind his back
"What? Wait, Elizabeth?" Jack asked, opening his eyes, realising he was kissing thin air. "Where's Elizabeth?" He asked me as I was laughing.
"I don't know." I managed to splutter through the giggles.
"Hey, it's not funny!" He said, trying to reach his sword. He span a few times but failed to get it. This made me laugh even more. But I stopped suddenly when there was a yell from downstairs. I flew down the stairs back into the living room and found Sweeney holding someone in a kind of backwards headlock. I got closer and saw that the person was none other than Edward Scissorhands. I stared at the pair in shock, before realising that I had to stop Sweeney.
"No!" I shouted jumping forward. Sweeney, who hadn't noticed me enter the room, dropped Edward, who hit the floor then scrambled to regain a standing position. Willy stepped through the door and looked around and then sat on the couch, face expressionless. There was a large bang and I turned around to see Jack sprawled across the floor. Sweeney was just about to advance on me again, when the door bell rang. Sweeney stopped in his tracks and I answered the door. Standing out side were two people I was also pretty surprised to see.
As Gore Verbinski and Tim Burton stepped into my living room they smiled at each other triumphantly.
"It worked then." Tim said.
"Sorry, but what worked?" I asked regaining my speech.
"Well, in case you haven't noticed, Jack Sparrow, Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands and Sweeney Todd are in your house." Gore said.
"Yeah, I'd worked that one out. But why are they here?" I asked.
"Well, we've ran out of room. We've had to take all of the characters out of the movies. We know how much you like Johnny so we gave you three of him." Gore laughed. Tim laughed too. I didn't see what was so funny.
"But what am I supposed to do with them?" I asked.
"Keep them. Well for a while. Just make sure they don't get into any trouble." Gore said. "Now, we really have to move on. Goodbye Alice." They both walked out of the front door and I locked the door behind them. All of the characters were sat on the couches spaced out and silent. Then Willy spoke.
"Can I have the biggest room?"
A/N: So watcha think? Any good? THe next chapter should be up later today, just need to finish writing it. R&R ;)
