Disclaimer- I don't own Negima.
If you know me as an author and have a decent amount of respect for me, please just stop reading here. This fanfiction was written purely to see if I could do it. That's right- it's an Al/OC story. It's also a pregnancy (but now with Al) story. Or, more accurately, an Al-and-the-OC-wishes story. I wanted to see if it was possible to write an OC story that didn't make you throw. After writing this, I have decided- it's not. The beginning isn't terrible, so enjoy while you can.
This is dedicated to The Fanfiction Critic, whose reviews inspired me to write this. I'd like to kick you in the shin right now. Jerk.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Paru. Paru, although at the tender young age of 14, had an ample bosom and an even more ample imagination (usually applied to the arts of making yaoi). One day, ripped from her comfortable world at her junior high school and unceremoniously dumped in the Magic World, she had to rely on her wit and drawing skill, something she was well-renowned for at home. Paru traversed the Magic World, and, using her gifts to draw anything to life, earned lots and lots of money. In this way she ended up being able to buy herself her own air-ship, naming it the Great Paru-sama (coincidentally the same name many enamored men called her), and reunited herself with her lost companions. Paru's presence in the Magic World dropped a stone into a large pond, and the biggest ripple had the name of Anastasia Carus. Paru claimed responsibility for her actions, because she understood that she had toyed with both the affections of a teenager and fringed upon the rights of more than a few public figures (if the results had been different, Paru seriously doubted they would've minded).
This all happened when Paru rode into a small suburb of Vulcanus on a decorated chariot led by beautiful white horses. Sure, her drawings only lasted an hour, but the villagers couldn't tell that just by her entrance. The horses neighed and whinnied and stomped just like the real thing. She set up her tent near a major market, and sat outside of it with her sketchpad and a sign that said "Bring Your Fantasies To Life". Her customers would soon flock to her, regardless of whether the magic was permanent or not. The Great Paru-sama was not a liar.
Sure enough, within an hour she was swamped, drawing orders large and small. Wings for the wingless, women for the lonely, teeth for that old man who just wanted to chew something before he died...she felt like she was doing a service to society. Maybe she'd donate some of the profits to orphans. Eventually the crowd died down as dusk approached.
"Um...hello?"
Paru looked up. The girl in front of her was nervous and meek, but she could see potential. Her hair was a fiery red that sorta hurt Paru's eyes, but if she put it up in a cute style it could work. She had unnaturally pale skin and elongated ears, which was weird, but Paru didn't even blink. She'd already catered to a dozen Hellas kids and two of the Demonfolk. Her eyes matched her hair, and Paru found them the most noticeable thing about the teenager. They were entrancing, almost hypnotizing...Paru blinked. Damn it, this girl probably could hypnotize her. She needed to watch out for these sort of things in this world.
"Hello? Are you there?"
Paru dramatically pointed her winged pen at the girl. "Are you here for a fantasy?" she exclaimed loudly and dramatically.
"...Yeah."
"And what is your pleasure?"
"How much does it cost?"
Paru looked around furtively. "You look like you need cheering up."
"I do." said the girl wistfully.
Paru had already collected her projected daily earning, so she figured her nice deed of the day would go to this girl instead of the orphans.
"For you, I'll do it free," she offered. Then she repeated, "What's your pleasure?"
"Do you...do you know who Ala Rubra is?"
What a silly question. Of course Paru knew who Ala Rubra was, because back home, where she was plain ol' crazy Haruna Saotome, she was the student of Nagi Springfield's ten year old son.
"Group of studly men who saved the world twenty years ago? Most of them went missing?" Paru also neglected to mention that she knew the location of two of those missing members. Hell, for a gossip, she was full of secrets.
"And Nagi Springfield?"
"Yep. Studiliest of them all, and therefore the leader. Got it down."
"And Jack Rakan?"
Paru actually wasn't too sure about that one. She wasn't much into muscles, so muscular men were automatically blocked from her mind. "Hmm...big black guy with the sword? The old Hellas guy?"
The girl nodded very hard. "That's him! Do you remember what they look like?"
Paru dredged up memories of Jack. "I think so. I know I remember Nagi, that's for sure."
"Do you think you could...no, I can't, it's too wrong...you'll think I'm gross..."
Paru's eyes lit up. A fellow yaoi fan, in the backwater of the Magic World? Could this be for real?
"You want to see them boning, is that it?"
The girl blushed a violent shade of red, matching her hair. "Er...yeah."
"Awesome! I'll draw you up a bed and your two hot men...which one do you want to be the seme?"
The girl thought. It looked like it hadn't occurred to her. "Nagi." she decided finally.
Paru grinned. "Interesting choice. Jack on bottom. I'd like to see that," She started to sketch the bed and paused. "Hey, would you by any chance like to be part of it? Because you'll be pretty...frustrated...if you don't." Unbeknownst to both Paru and the teenage girl, this suggestion would change Paru's life forever. Well...not really. It would change the girl's life, and the life of a few others, but while the Great Paru-sama set the ball rolling she has but a small part in this story.
The girl nearly fainted from all the blood rushing to her head. "I couldn't possibly! That's...that's just!"
"No it just isn't," replied Paru cheekily. "So, yes or no? You'll regret it if you don't. Think about it, a chance to bed two of the world's most lusted after heroes."
The girl visibly melted. "Well...maybe. But I'm only seventeen..."
"Does that matter? I was fairly certain this world had very few set rules on those sort of things. Besides, I'm only fourteen."
The girl's eyes widened. "Really?"
"Yep. The name's Haruna, but the way. And you?"
"Ana." Paru stuck out her hand, and Ana shook it. Then Paru concentrated on the task ahead of her, and ushered her guest inside her tent. Ana seemed both bewildered and excited, climbing inside the four-poster bed with curtains Paru had drawn up. Paru finished drawing Nagi and Jack and watched them come to life before her eyes. Nagi winked, and Jack pounded Nagi on the back in response.
"Hey," ordered Paru. "You're my minions. Stopping having personalities and get in the bed. You're got to have lots of steamy sex with that chick in there, got it?"
"We can't have personalities?" questioned Nagi, confused.
"Not around me. Around Ana, yes. Get in there, you're wasting time."
Paru watched her ink creations clamber inside the bed and vaguely wondered if there was room enough for all three of them. Jack was a huge man, after all. Her mind started wondering what he'd be like as the uke. She put away her Pactio momentarily so she could start sketching out a drawing. She may have just come up with a new story idea.
Ana couldn't believe how awesome her day was turning out. What had started out as another bland day hunting and selling animals with her brothers and father had turned into the romantic fantasy she'd always wanted. Every time a documentary came on about Ala Rubra she taped it so she could watch it over and over again. She was glued to the screen whenever Takamichi or Eishun were mentioned, and even paid attention when Governor-General Goedel made an appearance for a political function. Ana bought every issue of every magazine Takamichi had been featured in, and spent hours discussing with her friends where Jack Rakan, Nagi Springfield, Albireo Imma, and Filius Zecht could possibly be. Their theories ranged from underwater seaweed harvesting to the dark side of the moon. She even watched the crappy sitcom made about their lives (It was called "The Ala Rubra Story" and cast Nagi as a girl who fell in love with Jack, Filius Zecht as an orphan, and completely cut out Albireo because he wasn't "interesting enough", although history and Albireo's small but dedicated fanbase spoke otherwise).
Now she was facing the prospect of lots of sex with both Jack and Nagi at once. She was no whore- she'd been saving herself for that special someone and did not take her virginity lightly. But what better way for a fangirl to be truly happen to have her first time like this? It was an amazing prospect, and not one she was going to pass up. It wasn't like the real Jack and Nagi would've ever looked at her in real life, so she was gonna take what she could get, and by the looks of Jack's abs, she was gonna get a lot.
Yep. This was inspired by Haruna's EroEro Adventure, which I read one chapter of a while back. Then I got to thinking...heheheheheh...
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