Greetings all,

Indeed, your eyes do not deceive you. I, Arthur Kirkland, living personification of Great Britain, am now accepting letters. Why, you ask? Well obviously you've no interest in hearing my entire life story (after all, I doubt you have thousands of years spare), but suffice it to say that I am never, ever going drinking with my brothers (and a goat) again.

So whilst I am held prisoner by no little trepidation I cordially invite you to send in your queries and your curiosities. I await them with bated breath.

Yours,

Arthur Kirkland.